Javascripters Jokes
20 javascripters jokes and hilarious javascripters puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about javascripters that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Javascripters Short Jokes
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- What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
- Using "Gay" to mean "Bad" is homophobic... UNLESS you're talking about Javascript developers. Bad Javascript developers, like g**..., spent much of their time pushing and pulling packages.
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Javascripters One Liners
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- Why do JavaScripters wear glasses? Because they don't C#
- The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and... JavaScript
- Don't trust javascript programmers All they do is promises but they never callback.
- Why did the javascript programmer need glasses? Because he couldn't C#
- Why does 2 ^ 3 = 1? Because JavaScript was designed by heretics.
- Why do the X-Men hate functional JavaScript programming? No mutation allowed.
- JavaScript is a lot like English; No one knows how to use semicolons properly.
- Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript? Because they do curry so well
Javascripters Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about javascripters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make javascripters pranks.
The Programming Language Competition (OC)
The programming languages are in a competition to see who's the best.
Java makes the brackets. In the major bracket, C++ is against C#. Binary is against assembly. C is against Java. Visual Basic is against PHP. Perl is against JavaScript.
And Python is in the lowest bracket, with all the esoteric programming languages like LOLCODE and Brainfuck. Normally a programming language as big as Python would be angry at this placement, but instead Python politely asks Java,
"Excuse me. What's a bracket?"
I need to get a new friend
I've been trying to develop a website on my laptop but needed help as I only know basic coding. I asked my friend, a computer programmer, for advice and he told me to get Python
After about a week, the snake arrived. It then proceeded to wrap itself around the computer now it doesn't work at all. Seriously w**...? I should have just dumped coffee onto my keyboard because JavaScript is clearly better