Javascript Jokes
10 javascript jokes and hilarious javascript puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about javascript that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Javascript Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good javascript joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why do JavaScripters wear glasses?
Because they don't C#
The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and...
JavaScript
Don't trust javascript programmers
All they do is promises but they never callback.
Why did the javascript programmer need glasses?
Because he couldn't C#
What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
I need to get a new friend
I've been trying to develop a website on my laptop but needed help as I only know basic coding. I asked my friend, a computer programmer, for advice and he told me to get Python
After about a week, the snake arrived. It then proceeded to wrap itself around the computer now it doesn't work at all. Seriously w**...? I should have just dumped coffee onto my keyboard because JavaScript is clearly better
Why does 2 ^ 3 = 1?
Because JavaScript was designed by heretics.
Why do the X-Men hate functional JavaScript programming?
No mutation allowed.
JavaScript is a lot like English;
No one knows how to use semicolons properly.
Using "Gay" to mean "Bad" is homophobic... UNLESS you're talking about Javascript developers.
Bad Javascript developers, like g**..., spent much of their time pushing and pulling packages.
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