Javascript Jokes
10 javascript jokes and hilarious javascript puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about javascript that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why do JavaScripters wear glasses?
Because they don't C#
The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and...
JavaScript
Don't trust javascript programmers
All they do is promises but they never callback.
What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
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I need to get a new friend
I've been trying to develop a website on my laptop but needed help as I only know basic coding. I asked my friend, a computer programmer, for advice and he told me to get Python
After about a week, the snake arrived. It then proceeded to wrap itself around the computer now it doesn't work at all. Seriously w**...? I should have just dumped coffee onto my keyboard because JavaScript is clearly better
Why do the X-Men hate functional JavaScript programming?
No mutation allowed.
JavaScript is a lot like English;
No one knows how to use semicolons properly.
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Using "Gay" to mean "Bad" is homophobic... UNLESS you're talking about Javascript developers.
Bad Javascript developers, like g**..., spent much of their time pushing and pulling packages.
Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript?
Because they do curry so well
The Programming Language Competition
The programming languages are in a competition to see who's the best.
Java makes the brackets. In the major bracket, C++ is against C#. Binary is against assembly. C is against Java. Visual Basic is against PHP. Perl is against JavaScript.
And Python is in the lowest bracket, with all the esoteric programming languages like LOLCODE and Brainfuck. Normally a programming language as big as Python would be angry at this placement, but instead Python politely asks Java,
"Excuse me. What's a bracket?"
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