The Best 9 Java Programming Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Java Programming jokes. There are some java programming debug jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these java programming interface puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Java Programming Jokes and Puns

I made a java program to tell me my purpose.

It keeps saying "Null point exception", so it works great.

What do you drink when you program?

A cup of java.

Java is the most misogynistic programming language in existence

It thinks women are objects

I'm trying to teach my cat Java programming...

But he keeps complaining about a NullLaserPointerException.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.


A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.

After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.

Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?

The man hesitated for a second looking confused.

Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern?

One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs

My university just announced a Computer Science exchange program with an Indonesian university

I'm really excited for the courses in Java

Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the java programming php jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working java programming programming language piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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