Because they can't C#.
Because they don't C#.
Because they can't C.
(I'm so sorry.)
Because they don't C#
Because they don't C#
They don't like classes.
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Because they can't C#
On the shelves, a pound of C++ programmers' brain sells for $500, of Java programmers, $1000, and of PHP programmers, $1,000,000. The zombie gets confused and asks the store owner why PHP programmers' brain is so much more expensive. The owner says "do you know how many PHP programmers I kill to get one pound of brain?"
to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java.
He hates me.
It keeps saying "Null point exception", so it works great.
Because they dont C#
Try reinstalling Java.
Because of the eclipse
Because they don't c#
I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.
Saying Java is Good Because it Works on All Operating Systems, is Like Saying Anal Sex is Good Because it Works on all Genders!!
Because they don't C#
Because he couldn't C#
Am I objectifying women?
I spilled Java all over my paper, found a Python in my backpack, and to top it all off, I got a C++ on my final exam.
Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
"Install the latest version of the Java Runtime Environment", I said. Silly guy, now he's all confused. People these days... SMH.
We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me.
But he keeps complaining about a NullLaserPointerException.
They take you out for Java and try to get you to bed.
To make matters worse, their skills in the bedroom is pretty BASIC so they only ever get a C++ rating.
I'd much prefer a cup of C++.
In an effort to reinvigorate my interest in reading, I decided to visit Barnes and Noble. I walked past the romance section, I strolled by the mystery books, until I came across the "For Dummies" series.
For those that don't know, *For Dummies* is a series that explains things in a simplistic manner, so that anyone can try to understand them.
I found *Java for Dummies.* That's great! I wouldn't mind learning how to code.
I found *Violins for Dummies.* That's fantastic! I'd love to learn violin.
Then, I came across *Athletic Scholarships for Dummies.*
I never realized they came in any other way.
By Java!
Sorry.
After a short pause, he replied "Yes."
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
The programming languages are in a competition to see who's the best.
Java makes the brackets. In the major bracket, C++ is against C#. Binary is against assembly. C is against Java. Visual Basic is against PHP. Perl is against JavaScript.
And Python is in the lowest bracket, with all the esoteric programming languages like LOLCODE and Brainfuck. Normally a programming language as big as Python would be angry at this placement, but instead Python politely asks Java,
"Excuse me. What's a bracket?"
Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals.
...but colonoscopies are way up there.
Two friends, Java and C, are sitting in a bar late one night having a chat. Intrigued by their exotic languages, a steady stream of guys have been walking over to hit on them. However, they're all paying a lot more attention to Java, leaving poor C stuck in a loop back and forth to the bar.
After a few more iterations, C's feeling a little tipsy. Eventually, she plucks up some courage and asks the next guy why he's so keen on Java and not her.
He replies: "It's nothing personal C, really. I just prefer girls with a little more class."
You had me at "Hello World"
One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs
... when I saw "Java Script" on schedule.
Then I realize it was Speech n Drama.
It hasn't had its cup of Java yet.
"baby got back-end"
Because JavaScript was designed by heretics.
*this* is way too difficult to understand at first
So some remains of the Air Asia Airline were found in the Java sea.
Guess the pilot didnt C#.
Because they can't C#
that I even let Java install its update.
I finish my delicious cup of morning coffee and kindly let them know "I successfully downloaded java again!"
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