Java Jokes

Funniest Java Short Jokes

Short java jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The java humour may include short developer jokes also.

1. After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java.
   He hates me.
2. I made a java program to tell me my purpose. It keeps saying "Null point exception", so it works great.
3. I recently rejected a junior software dev job at IKEA. I kinda know java, kotlin and some php but unfortunately Assembly was required.
4. My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be Java Developer. I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.
5. Hey girl, are you a Java compiler? Because when I proposed a Date, you said I wasn't your type.
6. To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job?
   A: Because he didn't get arrays.
7. What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
8. Java is the most misogynistic programming language in existence It thinks women are objects
9. There was this guy who asked me, "how do I open this jar?!" "Install the latest version of the Java Runtime Environment", I said. Silly guy, now he's all confused. People these days... SMH.
10. I'm old fashioned when it comes to coffee. If someone offers me a hot cup of java, I say no thanks. I'd much prefer a cup of C++.

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Java One Liners

Which java one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with java? I can suggest the ones about android and script.

1. Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#.
2. Why do blind programmers use Java? Because they can't C.
   (I'm so sorry.)
3. Why do java coders wear glasses? Because they don't C#
4. Why are Communists bad Java programmers? They don't like classes.
5. Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't C#
6. Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#
7. Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java.
8. Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse
9. Why does Java programmers always wear glasses? Because they don't C#
10. If i create a Java class public Class Woman{} Am I objectifying women?
11. What do you drink when you program? A cup of java.
12. I felt so good when I woke up today that I even let Java install its update.
13. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Beacause they cant C#.
14. What do programmers say when surprised? By Java!
    Sorry.
15. What does C++ say to the Java? You had me at "Hello World"

Java Coffee Jokes

Here is a list of funny java coffee jokes and even better java coffee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me.
• I heard wired connections are faster... So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need a another java update?
• The IT department hates me I finish my delicious cup of morning coffee and kindly let them know "I successfully downloaded java again!"
• I thought it was coffee break... ... when I saw "Java Script" on schedule.
  Then I realize it was Speech n Drama.
• What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern? One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs
• What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee? Java the Hutt

Java Developers Jokes

Here is a list of funny java developers jokes and even better java developers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do Java developers have bad eyesight? Because they can't C#

Quirky and Hilarious Java Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about java you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean python jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make java pranks.