Java Coffee Jokes
12 java coffee jokes and hilarious java coffee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about java coffee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Java Coffee Short Jokes
Short java coffee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The java coffee humour may include short coffee beans jokes also.
- After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed java.
He hates me. - My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be Java Developer. I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.
- I'm old fashioned when it comes to coffee. If someone offers me a hot cup of java, I say no thanks. I'd much prefer a cup of C++.
- After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me.
- I heard wired connections are faster... So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need a another java update?
- The IT department hates me I finish my delicious cup of morning coffee and kindly let them know "I successfully downloaded java again!"
- I thought it was coffee break... ... when I saw "Java Script" on schedule.
Then I realize it was Speech n Drama. - What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern? One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs
- What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee? Java the Hutt
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Java Coffee One Liners
Which java coffee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with java coffee? I can suggest the ones about hipster coffee and brew coffee.
- Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java.
Java Coffee Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about java coffee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strong coffee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make java coffee pranks.
i was in Jerusalem for a holiday
Needing my cuppa of java i wandered into a cafe and was served by a male barista. I found it odd that there were no female Baristas so i made it a point to keep a lookout for them across the holy land.
From Starbucks to coffee club, from hipster cafes to neighborhood coffeehouses, not a female barista could be found.
Perplexed by this, i finally asked the Jewish barista at the starbucks at the airport when i was about to leave. He thought about it for a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said simply:
Hebrews.