The Best 46 Jason Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jason jokes. There are some jason lester jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jason jason derulo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jason Jokes and Puns

Jason Todd walks into a bar, where the Joker is behind the counter. He says "Jason, you know I can't serve Robins here"

Jason asks "Why?" and Joker replies "this is a CROW bar!"

Then he beats him to death.

So, the 7 year-old daughter is talking with her mom...

"Mom, today at school during break, Jason and I played doctor!" she says excitedly.
"Oh dear" the mother answers, fearing the worst "what did you two do?"
"Oh, not much, he made me wait forty-five minutes and then double billed the insurance company."

They're making a new Jason Bourne movie where he becomes a devout Christian...

It's called Jason Bourne Again

Jason joke, They're making a new Jason Bourne movie where he becomes a devout Christian...

Why did Jason Pierre-Paul change his jersey number from 90 to 9?

Because he lost a digit!

Did you hear about the new Jason Bourne movie, still Bourne?

It was set to come out next year but the plan was aborted

Why is Jason Derulo not allowed to play golf anymore?

Everything Is Fore

The next Bourne movie is a prequel about a baby Jason Bourne.

They're calling it New Bourne.

Jason joke, The next Bourne movie is a prequel about a baby Jason Bourne.

My wife wanted one of those "unique" names for our son. So we named him Jason

The 'J' sounds like 'Th'. The "ason" is silent. You add "omas" on the end.

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Can't wait for the next Jason Bourne movie. I heard he becomes a Christian and starts a church for ex-treadstone agents...

It's called Bourne Again

What is born but will never die?


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I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan.

I'm finally battling my Damons.

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go?

If Jason Bateman had a servant...

Would his servant call him Master Bateman?

How can you tell if it will be a good Jason Statham movie?

He isn't in it.

What is Jason Voorhees' favorite bean?

A human bean

Jason joke, What is Jason Voorhees' favorite bean?

I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley

Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons.

If only Jason Pierre Paul played for the Patriots instead of the Giants...

He would be the first NFL player to have a ring on every finger.

What did Jason Bourne say after being given his code name?

I wasn't Bourne yesterday.

Hey, I heard you call yourself Jay-san, what a weeb

"My name is Jason"

Did you hear about Jason Bourne's australian counterpart

Mel Bourne

Woah, is Aquaman running after your gardener?

No, he's Jason Mamoa

What do you call a Swedish assassin?

Jason Bjorn

One foggy winter night Jason walks into a bar

Then a tree, and then into a manhole

I think Jason Momoa looks terrible as Aquaman...

...they should have chosen someone who looks more finnish.

What is Jason Voorhees's favorite country?

Chi-chi-chi Na-na-na.

Why didn't Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?

Because you don't wear white after Labor Day.

I hear that if you draw a really good portrait of Jason Segel you will instantly be proficient in Karate, Taekwondo, and Jiu Jitsu

I think it has something to do with becoming a master Marshall artist

My friend glued a fake beard on to look like Jason Momoa

I don't think he could pull it off very well

Some diseases are airborne, some are waterborne...

But the Matt Damon disease is Jason Bourne

Why doesn't Batman let Jason Todd into the Batcave anymore?

Because he keeps Robin things.

What is a Pirate's Favorite Greek Myth?

Jason and the Arrrghonauts

If Michael Jackson were a slasher in a horror film who would he be?

Jason VorHEE-HEEs.

Did you hear that Jason Biggs was arrested?

They got him for baking and entering

What do you call a secret agent that owns livestock?

Jason Barn

what do you call Jason Bourne's Australian wife?

mel bourne

Mom. Are we murderers?

Yes. Jason

Football Player Jason Verret was ruled out of the 2018 NFL season today...

Turns out his Achilles heel, was his Achilles heel!

Jason Voorhees: Celebrity Pet Psychologist

The Grim, Single-Minded Machete-Wielding Determination to End Your Pet's Behavioral Problems.

What if Jason got birthed?

Well,I called him Jason Bourne.

How did Jason Orange get into Take That?

Because Gary set the Barlow

What's Princess Leia's favourite song?

Riding solo - Jason Derulo

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Jason Voorhees?

Both are scary people but Jason knows how to wear a mask!

There are two lithium atoms walking along, and one says to the other,

Phil, I think I lost an electron back there.

So Phil says, Really Jason, are you sure?

And Jason replies, Yeah, I'm positive!

A woman awakens from a coma, no longer pregnant.

"Congratulations! You delivered a boy and a girl!" The nurse said.
"That's great! Who named them?" She asked.
"Your husband did. He named the boy Jason."
"I like that. What about the girl?"

Miss Joan asks her 3rd grade students what their parents do for a living

Emily happily raises her hand and say : "Daddy's a mechanic and Mommy is a teacher like you !"

Jason then replies : "Well, my dad is a chef and my mom is her accountant"

And so on, every child answers to their best until it is little Billy's turn, who suddenly bursts into tears.

Miss Joan asks him why he's crying so much and Billy wails : "my papa is dead !"

"Oh, Billy, I'm so sorry... But what did he do before dying ?"

"Well, he was like *arglhblargahrgablar*"

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