The Best 5 Jasmine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jasmine jokes. There are some jasmine transgender jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jasmine lily puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jasmine Jokes and Puns

A teacher is teaching, when a boy comes to class late.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Boy: I was on Jasmine Hill, Miss.

*A second boy and a girl come in*

Teacher: (to boy 2) Why are you late?

Boy 2: I was on Jasmine Hill, Miss.

Teacher: (to girl) I guess you were on Jasmine Hill as well.

Girl: No, Miss. I am Jasmine Hill.

Jasmine tried to attend a "Disney Prince Only" gathering

She wasn't Aladdin.

Is your name Jasmine?

Because you've always got Aladdin side you.

A boy asks his mother a question

Boy: "Mom, why's my cousin named Jasmine?"

Mom: "That's because your aunt likes flowers."

Boy: "Mom, what do you like?"

Mom: "Oh, be quiet Richard"

What's a teashop owner's favorite type of musician?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jasmine ariana jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jasmine sabrina piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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