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Jasmine Jokes

4 jasmine jokes and hilarious jasmine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jasmine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Browse this large selection of Jasmine Jokes that make light of the famous Disney princess, Jasmine. Featuring jokes about her namesake Jasmine Rice, her relationship with Aladdin and her pet tiger, Teresa, this collection of jokes will provide everyone with a smile or an oopsie! Enjoy the puns and Raptor jokes too!


Hilarious Jasmine Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What is a good jasmine joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A police officer is eating chicken with rice, sitting across from a stranger

While eating he says, "Boy do I sure love Jasmine rice."
The stranger sitting across from him says, "That's not Jasmine rice, it's Basmati."
The police officer replies, "Are you sure? Do you mind if I ask you some questions about it?"
To which the stranger responds, "No, I know my rice."

A teacher is teaching, when a boy comes to class late.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Boy: I was on Jasmine Hill, Miss.
*A second boy and a girl come in*
Teacher: (to boy 2) Why are you late?
Boy 2: I was on Jasmine Hill, Miss.
Teacher: (to girl) I guess you were on Jasmine Hill as well.
Girl: No, Miss. I am Jasmine Hill.

Is your name Jasmine?

Because you've always got Aladdin side you.

Jasmine tried to attend a "Disney Prince Only" gathering

She wasn't Aladdin.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about jasmine can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jasmine puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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