Jarring Jokes
28 jarring jokes and hilarious jarring puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jarring that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jarring Short Jokes
Short jarring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jarring humour may include short disturbing jokes also.
- I changed the tags of my mother's herb jars. She hasn't notice it yet.. But the thyme is cumin
- I relabeled all the jars in my mom's spice rack I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.
- My girlfriend told me to move out as i am no help around the house. So as i walked out i tightened the lids on all the jars in the kitchen.
- Most people think I'm sick and twisted... But I'm not! I have the heart of a little girl.
In a jar.
On my desk. - An Affair I recently had an affair with a jar of chocolate spread ..... If you see my wife, you better nutella
- Jesus at Last Supper *breaks bread* This is my body
*pours wine* This is my blood
*opens jar of mayo*...
Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there - I switched the label on the jars in my wife's spice rack. She hasn't noticed it yet... I know the Thyme is Cumin.
- At the last supper Jesus lifted the bread and spoke, "This is my body." He then lifted the wine and said, "This is my blood."
He lifted a jar of mayo...
Peter: "Okay, that's enough!" - I have a jar in my garage labeled, "My Bachelor Years." It's filled with a bunch of random screws.
- Why is it called "canning" if it's storing things in glass containers and not cans? Because renaming it at this point would be jarring.
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Jarring One Liners
Which jarring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jarring? I can suggest the ones about awkward and staggering.
- I have a jar full of jars, I call it jar jar, and when I shake it, Jar Jar Clinks
- What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with? Meesathelioma.
- I bought two jars of queso instead of one... The other one is just in queso-mergency.
- How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month? He started a swear jar.
- Somebody threw a jar of mayonnaise at me yesterday I was like, what the Hellman?!
- Someone threw a jar of mayonnaise at me What the Hellmann?
- Someone stole my jar of mayonnaise at lunch today I was like, What the Hellman?
- Why does fruit dislike being preserved? The process is jarring.
- Who opens the jars in a lesbian relationship? No one.
They eat out. - When is a door not a door? When it's a jar.
(Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's) - What do you call a stolen jar? A free mason.
- What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made? A nut for a jar of tuna.
- My friend has Tourettes. He doesn't have a bank account.
He has a swear jar. - Some one just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me! I yelled, **What the Hellman!**
- Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam? It said "twist to open"
Giggle-Inducing Jarring Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about jarring you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean startled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jarring pranks.
A f**... service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
I get so mad when people sneak up behind me and yell, "LET'S CAN SOME PEACHES !!!"
It's really jarring
I recently learned how to store jam properly.
I must say, it was a rather jarring event.
What makes a cucumber turn into a pickle?
A jarring experience
A friend and I saw a man killed at the canned goods factory...
It was a jarring experience.
What does it take for a cucumber to become a pickle?
A jarring experience.
Why is it called canning when you put things in jars?
Because calling it anything else would be too jarring.
I watched a documentary about how pickles are made.
It was jarring.
I was on a flight a few weeks ago, and our descent was very turbulent, followed by a hard landing that was quite jarring.
Once on the ground, our flight attendant announced, "Well, folks, that wasn't my fault, and it wasn't the captain's fault, but it was definitely the as-phalt."
The passenger reactions were a mix of chuckles and groans.
Shoutout to our Southwest Airlines flight crew from BUR-LAS flight 4606, good job keeping things safe!
I was slightly traumatized while canning some food.
It was a jarring experience.
Some people are into canning this time of year
But I find it to be a rather jarring experience.
