Japenese Jokes
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Once had s**... with an japenese girl
it all seems a bit blurry when i think back about it
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Held the door
Held the door open for a japenese women today she said "sank you"
I replied "we blew you up"
She hit me with her walking stick...
Apparently she meant thank you
Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff.
I guess they just want to leave them hanging.
Today in band we played a japenese piece...
I bombed it.
A Japanese and American businessman are closing a deal.....
The American was new in Japan and did not know the customs or language. He was a quick learner though and after weeks of negotiations, he sealed the deal.
The Japanese man says, "ask for anything to make your last couple of days more enjoyable.". The American says, well I'd love a beautiful Japanese woman if you know what I mean. The Japanese businessman fulfilled his promise and that night he had a japenese beauty in his bed. They start at it and the girl start shouting " mosuki mosuki". He goes harder and she yells in passion, " mosuki mosuki". The business man start thinking, that must mean good job or great. They part ways and he wakes up next morning to play golf with the business man. On the first green as the Japanese man is about to sink his pity he American thinks to impress him with his Japanese vocbulary. As he sinks the putt he says, "mosuki" the Japanese business man looks at him puzzled and asks. " what do you mean wrong hole?"
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