Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome."
He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."
"I am not Master Akira."
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
This is very upsetting as i had no idea i was Japanese.
But it was just my imagine Asian.
He said "Sank you."
Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?
Konichihuahua
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
The jew says, "I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour". The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!". The jew replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same. So the Chinese man says, "Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic". The jew says, "That's ridiculous; an iceberg sunk the titanic!". The Chinese man responds, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, you're all the same".
With a big wave.
Pepper-oni.
The French flag!
Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland*
he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*
EA.
A big wave
It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.
Konnichihuahua
two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
and the reporter asks "do you think there's any merit to the stereotype that people from this village live a lot longer than others?"
The old man thinks for a second and says "you know, I'm not sure. Let me go ask my dad". And the reporter, stunned, stammers "y-your dad? Where is he right now??" and the old man says "I think he's out fishing with my grandpa".
Hen-tie
is they censor it so I can watch it with my family
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
Pretty fucked up for her to bring up Pearl Harbor like that.
Rawmen
Konichihuahua
The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.
The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.
The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.
The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
They vote.
Sensei-tional
Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice.
He spent his day cutting up vegetables
10 tickles
The teller gave her $100. A few weeks later, she gave the teller the same amount of yen, but she was given only $90.
She said, "What wrong? I give yen, you only give 90 dorrah?!"
The teller shrugged and said "Fluctuations?"
The woman said "Fuck you white peopre too."
I mean, they're all Chinese.
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