The Best 17 Japanese Food Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Japanese Food jokes. There are some japanese food rationed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these japanese food snacks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Japanese Food Jokes and Puns

What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food?


My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food

Sushi left me.

Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?

Because they prefer ramen.

What's a Japanese cannibals favourite food?


I asked my girlfriend to buy me some Japanese food.

... sushi did.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What did the Japanese guy say when he tried Mexican food?


Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch.

Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch after watching the Japanese ambassador eat an entire octopus. Goebbels says to Hitler "What should we eat"? Hitler says "definitely not sea food".

What's the difference between Japanese people and their food?

Americans eat the food after they nuke it.

Modern food, I just don't get it.

I mean, Japanese-style batter and deep fry, I've no quarrel with that. But then they start applying this to these giant salt-water eels...

*O tempura! O morays!*

You can explore japanese food ramen reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean japanese food chinese dad jokes. There are also japanese food puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a Japanese person delivering sea food pizza?


What do you call it when a late 60s rock band uses japanese cooking techniques to prepare food on a griddle?


What's a Japanese house pet's favorite food?

Catsu Curry

What is a Japanese person's favorite Korean food?

Kimchi, because it makes them feel good. (I woke up at 4am for this.)

What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food?


What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the japanese food noodle soup jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working japanese food noodles piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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