Japanese Food Jokes
35 japanese food jokes and hilarious japanese food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about japanese food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Japanese Food Short Jokes
Short japanese food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The japanese food humour may include short asian food jokes also.
- I just couldn't decide which asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese. I ended up calling it a Thai.
- What is a Japanese person's favorite Korean food? kimchi, because it makes them feel good. (I woke up at 4am for this.)
- What do you call it when a late 60s rock band uses japanese cooking techniques to prepare food on a griddle? Steppenyaki
- Modern food, I just don't get it. I mean, Japanese-style batter and deep fry, I've no quarrel with that. But then they start applying this to these giant salt-water eels...
*O tempura! O morays!* - What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone? Miso sorry...
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Japanese Food One Liners
Which japanese food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with japanese food? I can suggest the ones about chinese food and korean food.
- What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food? Rawmen
- My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me.
- Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food? Because they prefer ramen.
- I asked my girlfriend to buy me some Japanese food. ... sushi did.
- What did the Japanese guy say when he tried Mexican food? Takoyaki!
- What do you call a Japanese person delivering sea food pizza? Crust-Asian.
- What's a Japanese house pet's favorite food? Catsu Curry
- What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food? Shakitori!
- What do you call a Japanese protector of food? A samurice.
- "Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?" "No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."
- What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food? a weeafood
- I messed up the Japanese food order and my girlfriend got angry. I said "miso sorry"
- Yo' Mama is so s**..., she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Uproarious Japanese Food Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about japanese food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thai food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make japanese food pranks.
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h**... and Goebbels go out to lunch.
h**... and Goebbels go out to lunch after watching the Japanese ambassador eat an entire octopus. Goebbels says to h**... "What should we eat"? h**... says "definitely not sea food".
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What's the difference between Japanese people and their food?
Americans eat the food after they nuke it.
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A Spaniard, an American, and a Japanese man are approached by a billionaire.
A Spaniard, an American, and a Japanese man are approached by a billionaire. The billionaire asks them to participate in a year-long experiment wherein they will be taken to a deserted island to survive.
He assigns them each tasks according to their heritage:
The Spaniard will be in charge of food.
The American will be in charge of shelter.
And the Japanese man will be in charge of supplies.
A year passes on the island and the billionaire returns to find only the Spaniard and American left.
"What happened?! Where is the Japanese man?" he asks.
"We're not sure! As soon as we got here he took off into the forest and we haven't seen him since."
Worried for the Japanese man, they decide to search the island.
After a few minutes of walking, all of the sudden, the Japanese man leaps out from the bushes and yells, "**SUPPLIES!**"
There was an Englishman, a Frenchmen and a Japanese man sitting at a bar.
They were all in good spirits, complimenting each others countries and their achievements. But they also pointed out the strange customs too.
It was the Englishman and the Frenchman who spoke first about Japan. They said, "Japan is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat seaweed!"
Then it was the Englishman and the Japanese man who spoke about France. They said, "France is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat frogs legs!"
Finally, the Japanese man and the Frenchman spoke about England. They said, "England is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat English food!"