The Best 3 Japaneese Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Japaneese jokes. There are some japaneese japanese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these japaneese imperial puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Japaneese Jokes and Puns

A man went to a brain store to get a brain to complete a study.

He sees a sign indicating the nationality of each type of brain. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for an Americans brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for a Japaneese brain?"

"ten dollars an ounce."

"How much for a Frenchmen's brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is a Frenchmen's brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many French men we had to use to get one ounce of brain?"

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?

This is a joke translated from japaneese ...

Two men walk into a pub.
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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the japaneese japan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working japaneese empire piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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