January Birthday Jokes
5 january birthday jokes and hilarious january birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about january birthday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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January Birthday Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good january birthday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
(Overheard at work) I'm not saying 2020 has been a long year...
But we just celebrated my son's third birthday and he was born in January.
Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites!
And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969.
Today would have been my moms 50th birthday...
but she was born in January.
What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?
January 1st, 1993
21st Birthdays
A boy from Duluth, Minnesota named Lars had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seem that his father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthdays, to the boat club across the lake for their first legal drink.
So when Lars' 21st came around, he and his pal Sven took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Lars stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned. Sven managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Lars went to see his grandmother. "Grandma," he asked, "it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"
Granny looked into Lars' eyes and said, "Because your father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January. You were born in July."
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