The Best 6 Janeiro Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Janeiro jokes. There are some janeiro team jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these janeiro elite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Janeiro Jokes and Puns

What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

I'm going to Rio de Janeiro over Easter to see if I can find Jesus.

Heard he's really big over there!

Q: What are your chances of falling in love in Rio de Janeiro?

A: One in a Brazilian

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.

We will see if these accusation stories have any legs.


I wanted to book a flight to Rio De Janeiro.

But tickets are like a brazilian dollars.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the janeiro officials jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working janeiro olympic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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