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Get ready to laugh out loud with some of the best jokes featuring the name Jane! From G.I. Jane to Mary Jane, Ricky Gervais to Tarzan and Jane, we have jokes for every type of Jane. Have a Plain Jane of an evening in with friends or make a suggestion to your boyfriend. No matter the occasion, these Jane jokes will definitely make you and your friends laugh.

Best Short Jane Jokes

Short jane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jane humour may include short boyfriend jokes also.

  1. A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend's sandwich.
    -
    - - Jane ate her friend's colon.
  2. A colon in a sentence can make it memorable Jane ate her friend's lunch.
    Jane ate her friend's colon.
    See what I mean?
  3. a Colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. Jane's friend took a bite of her hamburger.
    vs.
    Jane's friend took a bite of her colon.
  4. Adding a PERIOD to a sentence can literally change everything, too. For example... *I heard Jane was riding on her bike.*
    Becomes...
    *I heard Jane was riding on her period.*
  5. They polled Britons on their favorite Jane Austen novel 52% prefer Pride & Prejudice to Sense & Sensibility
  6. Why did the monkey and Jane fight over Tarzan? Because they heard that he swings both ways.
  7. From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel Hey Jane, when did you take up yoga?
  8. Jane couldn't quite work out why she didn't like her husband's new hobby. But as he grabbed his bait and rod for the fifth day in row, she new it seemed fishy.
  9. Why did Josh Gordon marry mary jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
  10. Charlotte Bronte wrote a horror novel Jane Scare
    Emily wrote one about aircraft turbulence
    Wuthering Flights
    (I do apologise for this)

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Jane joke, Charlotte Bronte wrote a horror novel


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about jane can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jane puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Jane One Liners

Which jane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jane? I can suggest the ones about suggestion and tarzan and jane.

  1. Jane: I miss England. Tarzan: Me no idea you a beauty pageant winner.
  2. My Uncle John is hosting a gender reveal party Sorry, I mean my Aunt Jane.
  3. What does Spiderman like to get high on? Mary Jane
  4. Jane Goodall has blocked my number! Didn't appreciate me sending her photos of macaque.
  5. How does Mary Jane get to school? She takes the cani-bus
  6. What is Walter White's favourite band? Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.
  7. I hate talking to Mary Jane She's just too blunt
  8. How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man.
  9. If Tarzan and Jane were Irish what would that make Cheetah? The designated driver....
  10. What is the most expensive book of all time? Pride and Accomplishment, by Jane Austen
  11. How can we get rid of the Electoral College? Put Jane Sanders in charge of it.
  12. What Breaking Benjamin song should you only listen to on the toilet? Diarrhea Jane
  13. Yo mama so hairy Jane Goodall set up a base camp in her bathroom.
  14. What did Tarzan say when Jane's mother came to their tree house? Ladder in.
  15. acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind

Mary Jane Jokes

Here is a list of funny mary jane jokes and even better mary jane puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a second hand gold necklace? Recyc-bling
    (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
  • Why is Mary Jane so attractive in the comics? Because Spidey needs a place to Park his Peter.
  • If I don't win the Mary Jane Country Grill-off I won't be able to afford my rent... I guess you could say the steaks are high
  • Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt. "No," He says looking out the window at the skyline. "That's not the Mary Jane I need."
  • Mary Jane Is the only woman who won't complain when you hit her.
  • - Mary, do you know what Bechdel Test is? -Jane, I have no idea.
    -I'm pretty sure that the author of this joke knows it well.
  • Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him.
  • What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane
  • Spidy nonsense Sometimes I feel like spider man. Once I had Gwen Stacy, now I just have Mary Jane.
  • I know a lesbian... She really likes Mary Jane.

Tarzan And Jane Jokes

Here is a list of funny tarzan and jane jokes and even better tarzan and jane puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill? Swim for it Jane!
  • How did Aids originally jump from chimpanzees to humans? Tarzan was not a v**... when he met jane
  • Do you think Tarzan was a v**... before he met Jane? Or did he slap gorilla cheeks.

Jane Austen Jokes

Here is a list of funny jane austen jokes and even better jane austen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do 21st Century Americans and Jane Austen have in common? Cause of death: Consumption.
  • Brexit was similar to choosing your favorite Jane Austen novel. Pride and Prejudice defeated Sense and Sensibility.
Jane joke, Brexit was similar to choosing your favorite Jane Austen novel.

Hilarious Fun Jane Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about jane you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mary jane jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make jane prank.

My English teacher told me that using a colon in a sentence can really change its meaning.

For example,
Jane ate her friend's sandwich
Becomes
Jane ate her friend's colon.

I don't know.

Jane and Mary are eating lunch together when, out of the blue, Jane asks what the circumference of the Earth is.
Mary shrugs and says, "No sé."
Jane gives her a funny look and asks, "What does that mean?" to which Mary replies "I don't know."
Jane, flabbergasted, says, "Don't say it if you don't know what it means!"

Little Johnny catches his mom and dad...

Mom and dad are having s**... when little Johnny walks in. Quickly, dad tells him to leave. When mom and dad come out of the room, they explain to Johnny that sometimes daddy's get a big tummy and mommy's have to jump on it so it will deflate. Then Johnny replies, "But why does mommy have to deflate it when Ms. Jane next door just comes over every day to blow it back up?"

Surgery

After her fifth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her gammon was dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a n**... here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them". "Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".
"Ah, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!".
"Brilliant!" said Jane." "And the third?".
"That's from Eric in the burns unit" said the nurse..............he just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

Mary Jane

One night Mary Jane was walking down a dark alley when a strange man appeared and started ripping her clothes off. Mary Jane laughed and laughed though, because she knew her clothes wouldn't fit him.

How Tarzan's famous yell was invented.

Tarzan was swing through the jungle one day when he spotted Jane.
He hollered, "Jane! Grab vine!"
And he swung down to swoop her up.
"AHHHHHEEEEAHHHHEAHHHHH!!!!" "JANE GRAB WRONG VINE!!!!"

Humorous quote: "Well, my mother's name was Opal, her mother's name was Ruby, her mother's name was Pearl, her mother's name was Sapphire and my daughter's name will be...

Jane, because this is a tradition that needs to stop.

When Little Johnny grew out of diapers, his dad had to teach him how to pee like a man...

"Listen here, son, this is how you do it," says Daddy.
1. Unzip your pants
2. Pull out your equipment
3. Pull back your f**...
4. Relax the muscle that's holding in the pee
5. Push back your f**...
6. Put your equipment back,
7. Zip back up.
Later that day Johnny's sister, Little Jane, runs up to her dad exasperated. "Daddy, Daddy! Johnny's hogging the bathroom!" "That's fine," responds Daddy, "he's learning how to pee like a man." "No he's not!" yells Jane. "He's just in there shouting, 'Three, five, three, five, three, five..."

True lines...

True lines...
Log kahte he kisi ek ke chale jane se hamari zindagi ruk nhi
jati...
Ye koi nhi janta ki lakho ke mil jane se bhi us ek ki kami
poori nhi hoti....!!!

A blonde is about to solve a crossword...

... but still misses some answers.
She asks for a help her best friend,
"Jane, could you help me solving this pls. - the clue says 'Feminine i**... part' - with 4 letters.."
"Across or down?" asks her friend.
"It's across"
"Then it should be lips"

A boy goes into confession...

The boy tells the priest, "Father I'm afraid I've been with a loose girl."
"Hmm, ok son, what was the girls name?"
"Oh I can't say."
"Was it Mary Jane?"
"No Father."
"Adalina Mozarelli?"
"My lips are sealed."
"How about Cindy King"
"I can never say."
"Oh come on boy, I'll find out soon enough. It was Tina King wasn't it!?"
"No."
"It has to be Tracy Cummings though!"
"Father I will never tell you."
"Ok fine, but for your sin you can't be alter boy for four months."
"Ok, Father"
The boy leaves and his friend asks, "So what'd you get?"
The boy responds, "Five good leads, and a four month vacation!"

I was drinking my favorite liquor the other night...

...while sitting in front of my fireplace. I was feeling a pretty good buzz when all of a sudden I began to hallucinate, and out from the top of the fireplace sprung the disembodied head of Jane Fonda! Normally I would find this odd, but you know what they say:
Absinthe makes the hearth grow Fonda.

John and Jane go to see a marriage counsellor.

The counsellor says, "So, you two are married, correct?"
"Correct," they reply.
"And you are having regular s**...?" asks the counsellor.
"Absolutely," they reply,
"So," laughs the counsellor, "What is the problem?"
They say, "Well, our partners don't really approve."

What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda?

One of them is a cunning runt.

Why did the s**... go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Euro 2016

Hi! I've got 2 tickets for the final of Euro 2016 but forgot that it's on the same day as my wedding so I can't go.
If you are interested and want to go instead of me ...
... It's at St. Nicholas' Church, Brighton and she's called Jane.

Periods can really change the meaning of a sentence.

Jane was on her motorbike.
Jane was on her period.

It's been quite a while since I saw a movie with Jane, Henry, or Bridget

I guess it's true what they say - absence makes the heart grow Fonda.

Crazy Riddle

If Jane's daughter is my daughter's mother, then who am I to Jane?

If we had a break up letter there for every gender there was...

We'd have "Dear John", "Dear Jane", and "Dear Xir, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8"

Janet, a bit tipsy from the champagne, didn't realize the new office photocopier was a 3D photocopier.

So Steve got a nice bust for his bookshelf for christmas.

Math class

Teacher asks Johnny:
"Imagine you have $200. And you give $50 to Jane, $50 to Suzi, $50 to Melissa. What would you have?"
"An o**...?"
Edited: names spelling, grammar.

Why did Janeen eat her test?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Da-dum-tss. Popsicles are running out of jokes.

How is w**... Nelson like Spider-Man?

They both love Mary Jane

Jane told her mum, "Mommy, I kissed Dave the other day."

Taken aback, her mom asks, "Oh, how did that happen?"
"2 girls helped me catch him," she replies.

Why did Janeen eat her test?

So she could pass it later...

What's another name for cat n**...

Meowy Jane

Jane Foster was not able to get out of bed the morning after the cloning experiment.

She was two Thor.

Have you heard about this average girl that is actually one of the world's greatest pilots?

They call her Plane Jane.

Mom, how come I still didn't get my period? I mean I'm already 19, Jane got hers when she was just 13!

"Listen to me Guillermo, you're NOT getting a period ever!"

What does Janet Jackson say when she goes to the garden?!?

GIMME A BEET.

House Makeover Host: David and Jane wanted more space

So we repossessed the house and now they're living in the park.

Why did Janeen go into the forest to look for her parents?

She wanted to find her family tree!

Doctor Joke

Bill: I went to my doctor and told him I was having trouble breathing.
Jane: Really? What'd he say?
Bill: He told me he could give me something to stop it.

Did you hear about the woman who died of a yeast infection?

She was a Jane Dough

Tarzan comes home after a hard day and asks Jane to mix him a martini

He's hardly sat down before he's finished it and he asks Jane to mix him another, and being a caring, nurturing mate she does so. Again Tarzan makes it disappear and asks (nicely enough, to be fair) for still another one.
At this, Jane arches a delicate eyebrow and says "Three martinis? Before dinner?"
"Jane, you don't understand," sighs Tarzan. "It's a jungle out there!"

A joke my dad always tells.

Mary Jane was swinging on the swing set when her Mama came out and yelled,
Mary Jane! Don't swing so high! The boys can see your underwear!
But Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, because she knew she wasn't wearing any underwear.

Miss Reed asks Little Rickie: If I say I love chocolate, what's the verb little Rickie? ...

-.. the verb is love, Miss ..
- Very Good . Now if I say : Jon arrived , what is the object , little Tim ? ..
The object is arrived, Miss ...
Well done, little Tim. Now if I say :Jane moans from pleasure , what's the subject little Johnny? ...
- The subject is doing her, Miss

Mary Jane's mom saw that Mary Jane had burnt the garage down.

Her mom said, when your dad gets home you're going to be in big trouble.
And Mary Jane laughed and laughed because she knew her dad was in the garage.

Forgive me Father for I have Sinned

A teenage boy goes to confession. Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I've had premarital s**....
The priest says My son, who was the young lady? Was it Mary O'Toole?
I won't say her name. I don't want her to get in trouble.
Was it Jane Thompson? Laura Smith?
Father, I'm not saying who it was.
He exits the confessional and his friend asks What'd you get?
Ten Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, and three good leads.

Jane and Erica are talking in heaven

"How did you die?" Jane asks Erica.
She replies, "I froze to death."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says Jane.
"It wasn't too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling, just before you black out. How did you die?"
"Well," she says, "I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion."
"Too bad you didnt look in the freezer," said Erica, "Or we might both still be alive."

‌‌My L‌‌esbian neighbours Jane a‌‌nd Caroline a‌‌sked m‌‌e t‌‌o h‌‌elp t‌‌hem c‌‌onceive a‌‌ c‌‌hild r‌‌ecently.

They s‌‌aid t‌‌hey w‌‌ouldn't m‌‌ind i‌‌f w‌‌e d‌‌id i‌‌t t‌‌he o‌‌ld f‌‌ashioned w‌‌ay a‌‌s t‌‌hey w‌‌ere desperate to have a baby.
For s‌‌ix m‌‌onths n‌‌ow w‌‌e've b‌‌een t‌‌rying b‌‌ut I‌‌ j‌‌ust d‌‌on't h‌‌ave t‌‌he h‌‌eart t‌‌o t‌‌ell t‌‌hem I‌‌ h‌‌ad a‌‌ v‌‌asectomy l‌‌ast y‌‌ear.

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

Jane is on her honeymoon with Tarzan.

He lays stiff in bed awkwardly staring at the roof of the treehouse. "Have you ever had s**...?" She asks, he stands up and points out the window, "when Tarzan h**..., Tarzan poke hole in tree."
She walks over to him and says "Just do the same, pretend i'm the tree." He nods, and swiftly kicks her between the legs. "w**... was that?" She shrieks in pain.. "Tarzan always check for squirrels"

Teenage boys

Two teenage boys go to confession. In the booth the first boy admits having s**... with a girl but refuses to name her. The priest asks, 'It wasn't Mary Jones, was it?' The boy says 'No, Father it wasn't'. The priest asks' 'Was it Angela Brown?'. The boy replies 'No, Father. it wasn't. 'It wasn't Jane Carter by any chance?' The boy says 'No father it wasn't' The priest gives up and says 'Well for your penance say fifty Hail Mary's and leave half your pocket money in the poor box.' When the boy leaves his friend asks him how it went. He replies 'Not bad, a $5 fine and three great leads!'

Mary and Jane are old friends.

They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Mary cries.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replies Jane.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"

in the restaurant:

Waitress: Hello, my name is Pam, what can I get you?
Husband: Hello Pam, you are very beautiful.
Wife: Why don't you tell her about your erectile dysfunction?
Husband: OK. Pam, this is my erectile dysfunction, her name is Jane.

Jane joke, From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel

jokes about jane

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