Jammed Jokes
32 jammed jokes and hilarious jammed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jammed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jammed Short Jokes
Short jammed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jammed humour may include short jamming jokes also.
- Pearl jam tried to warn us about Ticketmaster in the Nineties. We didn't listen. Probably because we couldn't understand what Eddie Vedder was saying.
- What's the difference between jelly and jam? Santa doesn't jelly himself down the chimney on Christmas Eve.
- I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming.
- I was confused when my printer started making music Until i realized the paper was... jamming.
- Why did the ants wait until the bear's favourite song came on before stealing his jelly? Because nobody would understand what was going on when he yelled "YO! THAT'S MY JAM!"
- What does one strawberry say to the other? "Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"
- A bus carrying a jazz band has broke down on the highway Witnesses are reporting a massive jam
- What did the accordion player say when he got to heaven? “I hope there’s an eternal jam session up here!”
- What do aliens spread on their toast? Space jam.
- What did the therapist counsel the jar of jam to do? "if you'd only open up, people would realize how sweet you were."
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Jammed One Liners
Which jammed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jammed? I can suggest the ones about traffic jam and clogged.
- What do you call it when two giraffes run into each other? A giraffic jam
- "Why is there music coming out of your printer?" "That will be the paper jamming again!"
- What do you call a traffic jam in Compton? A blood clot
- Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
- Why are old printers so musical? Because they are prone to jamming.
- What do cars eat on their toast? Traffic Jam.
- I always keep my guitar in my car It's good for traffic jams
- Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her mom was in a jam
- I love the sound of traffic. It's my jam
- I was wondering why my printer made music. Turns out it was just jamming.
- I was wondering why music was coming from my printer Apparently, the paper was jamming
- What's a husband's favorite Karwa Chauth song? "Hunger Strike" by Pearl Jam!
- There's music coming out of my printer The papers are jamming
- What do you call a group of cars playing instruments? A Traffic Jam
- Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!
Uplifting Jammed Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about jammed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rushed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jammed pranks.
During the French Revolution a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer were facing execution on the guillotine.
The doctor was first, but the blade jammed and the doctor was set free due to Divine Intervention.
The lawyer was next, again the blade jammed, and was also set free.
As the engineer was being led to his doom, he glanced up at the blade and said Wait a minute! I think I see the problem…
Two black eyes
A man comes home from work sporting two black eyes. His wife asks, "what happened to you?"
"Well, I was getting on the bus behind this curvy brunette, and noticed her skirt was jammed in between her cheeks. Being a gentleman, I pulled it out for her. She turned around and slugged me."
The wife is seething mad. "Oh do tell. And how did you get the OTHER black eye?"
"h**..., I decided she liked it the way she had it, so I tucked it back in."
Curiosity
I walk past a mental Asylum every day and yesterday as I neared I could hear them chanting "Seven..Seven..Seven." This continued as I walked along the wooden fence and I found myself looking for a gap to see what was going on. About 100m down the fence i spotted a hole where the knot had fallen out and hurried towards it. I jammed my eye up to the hole, rather excited to see the ruckus and a finger sprung out and jabbed me in th eye. "Eight..eight..eight."
My boyfriend was breaking up with me and started to walk out the door
So I jammed my knee into his stomach.
You can't leave, I kneed you
Why couldn't the strawberry shoot it's gun?
Because it was jammed
I was gonna take my wife out last night.....
But the gun jammed.
When I was younger, I jammed a scrabble tile into my nerf gun and shot my brother at close range in the forehead, killing him instantly.
I didn't mean to kill him though, I thought it was a blank.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed down the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Isn't that uncomfortable?"
The pirate responds, "Ar, it's drivin' me nuts."
What did Snow White say when the printer jammed?
Someday my prints will come!!
An entire road is jammed with pickup trucks
The worst pickup line i have ever seen.
Joke for any location...
I was at a "place of religion or race" the other day going through some magazines...
... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed.
Back To School Sadness
Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed.
What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it?
A carroted artery.
What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?
They both know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed
So my dirty gay brother got caught s**... a dolphin last night.
He's a pinball champion, he earns thousands in sponsorship deals, so I was astonished. I asked him why he did it.
He said his extra ball got jammed in the wrong flipper.
Did you read the headline about the fruit truck?
It crashed and jammed the highway.
I reported to the police about a feline being jammed in a Xerox machine
Police think it was a copy cat crime
