Jamie Jokes
22 jamie jokes and hilarious jamie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jamie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jamie Short Jokes
Short jamie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jamie humour may include short ripe jokes also.
- I see Jamie Oliver tackled that burglar by tripping him up with a bowl of egg, milk and flour. Now the perp is complaining that Jamie battered him.
- The massacre on PPV last night was totally worth the money I never knew Jamie Foxx had it in him.
- Not sure what was worse tonight Not sure which was worse tonight, Pacquiao losing or Jamie Foxx's version of the national anthem.
- I thought I saw Jamie Carragher in his car yesterday. If it wasn't him, it was a spitting image.
- Why was Jamie Dimon having such a hard time getting investors to bite on his property portfolios? Too derivative.
- Cersei and Jamie walk into a bar Cersei: "You needn't pay for my drinks you know"
Jamie: "Oh no, I i**..." - What does Cersei Lannister say to Jamie Lannister when she's inviting him to bed? I i**....
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Jamie One Liners
Which jamie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jamie? I can suggest the ones about congratulate and apartment.
- Why did Jamie Redknapp work so much overtime? So he could get more time in lieu
- They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray
- The real fight of the century was between, Jamie Foxx and the national anthem
- Your hair is so greasy Jamie Oliver just banned it from school dinner.
- Why was Jamie Oliver cleaning the floor? There was lemon juice oliver.
- "We've all got to get our own whatever we are doing."
-Jamie Masada - Kid, "Mom, Dad, I love science." Dad, "The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Jamie."
- Why did Katie Holmes chose Jamie over Tom? Because Jamie Foxx.
- How did Jamie find Cersei in the long grass? Satisfying.
- What was Jamie Bulger's favourite Bob Dylan album? 'Blood on the Tracks'.
Cheeky Jamie Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about jamie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jamie pranks.
Technology has ruined our kids
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "
I have 10 sons and 2 daughters, and I gave the same name to all of them, Jamie...
...It's quite practical, she said, if I need to wake them up I just shout "wake up Jamie!". If I need them to eat I just say "Jamie! Dear, dinner is ready!". They all obey simultaneously.
The interviewer asks "So how do you refer to them when you need to speak to one of them specifically?"
Easy - she replied - I call them by their lastname!
Jamie the Jewish man died
His wife Ida rang the newspaper to put in his obituary
'It's $10 per word' said the man at the newspaper
'In that case please put Jamie died ' she said
He said 'unfortunately it's a minimum of 5 words'
'Please put Jamie died. Volvo for sale '
