The Best 15 Jamie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jamie jokes. There are some jamie mona jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jamie ian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jamie Jokes and Puns

Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "

I have 10 sons and 2 daughters, and I gave the same name to all of them, Jamie...

...It's quite practical, she said, if I need to wake them up I just shout "wake up Jamie!". If I need them to eat I just say "Jamie! Dear, dinner is ready!". They all obey simultaneously.

The interviewer asks "So how do you refer to them when you need to speak to one of them specifically?"

Easy - she replied - I call them by their lastname!

Cersei and Jamie walk into a bar

Cersei: "You needn't pay for my drinks you know"

Jamie: "Oh no, I incest"

Jamie joke, Cersei and Jamie walk into a bar

What does Cersei Lannister say to Jamie Lannister when she's inviting him to bed?

I incest.

I see Jamie Oliver tackled that burglar by tripping him up with a bowl of egg, milk and flour.

Now the perp is complaining that Jamie battered him.

Jamie the Jewish man died

His wife Ida rang the newspaper to put in his obituary

'It's $10 per word' said the man at the newspaper

'In that case please put Jamie died ' she said

He said 'unfortunately it's a minimum of 5 words'

'Please put Jamie died. Volvo for sale '

Why did Jamie Redknapp work so much overtime?

So he could get more time in lieu

Jamie joke, Why did Jamie Redknapp work so much overtime?

The massacre on PPV last night was totally worth the money

I never knew Jamie Foxx had it in him.

Not sure what was worse tonight

Not sure which was worse tonight, Pacquiao losing or Jamie Foxx's version of the national anthem.

They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin

Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray

The real fight of the century was between,

Jamie Foxx and the national anthem

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Your hair is so greasy

Jamie Oliver just banned it from school dinner.

I thought I saw Jamie Carragher in his car yesterday.

If it wasn't him, it was a spitting image.

Why was Jamie Dimon having such a hard time getting investors to bite on his property portfolios?

Too derivative.

Why was Jamie Oliver cleaning the floor?

There was lemon juice oliver.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jamie ripe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jamie darren piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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