The Best 11 James Brown Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest James Brown Jokes and Puns

A teacher receives a phone call shortly before the school day starts

Caller: Mr. Brown, my son James will not come to school today because he is sick.

Teacher: Who am I speaking to please?

Caller: I am my father.



Why did James Brown always tour in Asia?

He loved the Seoul train.

What' was James Brown's favorite college?


A blind kid named Stevie just changed schools...

And he was thinking about his old friends. Since he was blind, he never got to look at his friend, James, and he randomly thought, "Was James brown?"

After a little while, he realised he left before his friend, Marvin, came out and so he thought "Was Marvin gay?"

Needles to say, these questions really made Stevie wonder.

What's Jon Snow's favourite James Brown song?

I've Got Aunts in my Pants.

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

I yelled into the intercom at the grocery store

Why did I get kicked out when James Brown has been getting away with it for decades?

James Brown shows up out of nowhere at the last second to save the day.

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Why did James Brown return his shoes to the store?

They had no sole.

There is a James Brown impersonator in South Korea.

He's known as the Godfather of Seoul.

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