Jamal Jokes
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Short jamal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jamal humour may include short twins jokes also.
- The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say "black paint." Now it has to be "Jamal can you please paint my wall?"
- A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was. I said "It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"
- These days you can't even say "blackboard" anymore. The politically correct term is: "Jamal, get on my ship."
- Did you know Juan the horse has a brother named jamal? Nothing really special, they're identical twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal - Hey, did you hear about the Mexican-Indian twins that just moved in next door? They're identical too! Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
- I got called racist for saying 'pitch black' The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'.
- It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, "Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"
- What do Mexican and Black people have in common? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
- We've all heard the one about the twin boys - once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal. But have you heard the one about the twin girls - Sharon is Karen.
- Nowadays I can't even say "Black Coat" anymore because it isn't PC... No, now I really need to say "Jamal give me my coat please."
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Jamal One Liners
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- What do the Police and Pokémon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal
- Have you ever seen a Spanish Muslim? Once you see juan, you see jamal.
- Why didn't the black kid play Pokémon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
- Teacher: Class what comes after a sentence? Jamal: FREEDOM!
- What do you call a Spanish king in Africa? Juan man to rule Jamal.
- What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
- Black names Once you've heard one, you've heard Jamal.
- What did Jamal get for Christmas? Your Bike
- If there are three apples on the table and Jamal takes two apples, What color is Jamal?
- Hi there Jamal, what's your parents names? Chantal and probably Tyrone
- What happened to Jamal Khashoggi ? He rests in pieces.
- Why did the MbS butcher Jamal? He didn't pay khash for oggi.
- The problem with Saudi embassies Is once you've lost one citizen you've lost Jamal.
- What song did the Saudi consulate pokemon player sing? Gotta catch Jamal (allegedly)
- Jamal and Demarco are in a car. Who's driving? The cops.
Howlingly Hilarious Jamal Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about jamal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jamal pranks.
A husband and wife give birth to twins...
...but realized that they simply don't have the money to support a family. They put the twins up for adoption without so much as giving them names, after deciding it was for the best. Soon, one twin is adopted by a Mexican family, and his new family names him Juan. Shortly after, the other twin is adopted by an Egyptian family. His family names him Jamal. Years pass, and one day the couple receives a picture in the mail of Juan.
"Look, honey!", said the wife, "They sent us a picture of Juan! I just wish we could get a picture from Jamal..."
The husband replied, "You don't need one."
"Why?" She asked him.
"Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
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You know, Mexican and b**... jokes are really starting to bore me.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
The twins
There were two twin brothers called Juan and Jamal who had grown up and left their family to find their luck far away in two different parts of the country.
After a while, missing his sons, their father went to a trip to see them. When back home, his wife, who had stayed home, asked him about their kids.
"I went first to Juan. He is quite fine" he said.
"What about Jamal, did you visit him as well?"
"No need. If I've seen Juan, I've seen Jamal"
The twins on their travels (dad joke)
Identical Twin boys, one called Jamal and the other called Juan go off exploring the world on their gap year, whilst their very protective mother sits at home worrying. After 10 months of just hearing their voices through phonecalls, she wants to see a recent picture of them to make sure they're still really ok.
In the next few weeks a letter with an international stamp arrives and it's a letter from the boys. There is also picture but it's just of Jamal and the mother begins to get hysterical, bursting into floods of tears. Their father asks the mother what's the matter and she replies:
"They've sent me a picture but it's just of Juan! Something must have happened! Oh my babt! I don't even remember his face!"
"Calm down love, once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal!"
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Mexican and Indian jokes are all the same
Once you've heard Juan, you've head Jamal.
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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
if Peter has 5 oranges and Jamal takes 3 away... what color is Jamal?
Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie...
The 3 of them had fun.
There is three apples on a table. Jamal steals two of them
What colour has Jamal on his skin?
If I have 3 apples, and Jamal takes 2,
What color is Jamal?
PC problem
Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say "Black paint" anymore, I have to say "Jamal would you please paint that fence?"
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How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar??
Once you know Juan you know Jamal
ISIS math problem
Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.
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PC is getting way out of hand. You can't even say black paint anymore.
Instead it's gotta be "Jamal, please paint."
Two twins were separated at birth
One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal.
10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said,
" If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."
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As a cop, I can't play PokemonGo...
So I play Pokemon b**...: Gotta catch Jamal.
Pokemon is racist
Always trying to catch Jamal
Pokémon Go: Gotta catch 'em all!
Police Go: Gotta catch Jamal!
What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?
Tell Jamal to drop it
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Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same...
Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
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I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ...
You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, "Jamal kindly paint my house?"
if some one steals your phone while playing Pokemon go...
You better catch Jamal
What do you get when you cross black lives matter with all lives matter?
Jamal lives matter!
To change a light bulb needed Won Persin in china
But would need Jamal to do the same in arabia.
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The class comes in from recess and gets a spelling quiz...
"Jimmy, what did you do during recess?" asks the teacher.
"I played in the sand box with Sally!"
"That's great! If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you get a cookie!"
Jimmy does and gets his reward.
"Sally, what did you do during recess?"
"I played in the sand box with Jimmy!"
"Wow! If you can spell 'box' on the board, you get a cookie!"
Sally does and gets a cookie.
"Jamal, what did you do during recess?"
"I tried to play with Sally and Jimmy but they just threw rocks at me."
"Oh my! That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the board, you get a cookie!"
What do Hispanic jokes and black jokes have in common?
When you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
A woman has identical twins and gives them up for adoption
One of the twin boys is adopted by a family in Spain and is named Juan. The other boy is adopted by a family in Egypt, who name him Jamal.
Years later, her son Juan connects with her and sends him a picture of himself with his family.
Feeling moved and happy that Juan is doing well, she sighs to her husband, "I wish I could see the other one, too."
Her husband looks at her and says, "Well, honey, they're identical twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal!"
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Black people and Mexican people are so similar...
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
What did the ISIS leader say to Jamal on Jamal's last day of work?
You're da bomb
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People are so sensitive nowadays that you can't say "Could you paint the fence black?"
Now you have to say "Jamal, would you kindly paint the fence?"
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This PC society is getting out of hand
You can't even say "black paint" anymore. Now you have to say "Jamal, could you paint that wall please?"
A Latino couple have two twins
One is named Juan, and the other is named Jamal. The mother is ecstatic because she had a pair of beautiful twins. However, they can only afford to raise one. After much debate between the mother and father, they decide to give up Jamal for adoption and to keep Juan. Many years go by. One day, the mother says to the father, its been so many years, I wonder what Jamal looks like. My dear boy must be so big by now. The father replies, well, once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
A class comes in from recess and is given a spelling test.
"Jimmy, what did you do during recess" asks the teacher. "I played in the sandbox with Sally" says Jimmy. "That's great! If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you get a cookie!" Jimmy does and gets his reward.
"Sally, what did you do during recess?" "I played in the sand box with Jimmy!" "Wow! If you can spell 'box' on the board, you get a cookie!" Sally does and gets a cookie.
"Jamal, what did you do during recess?" "I tried to play with Sally and Jimmy but they just threw rocks at me." "Oh my! That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the board, you get a cookie!"
I dont understand all this uproar over Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi's death
By all accounts it seems like he died piecefully
My neighbours have two sons - identical twins names Jamal and Juan.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
Why did the Saudi prince return home early during the kingdom's media inspection?
Because when he saw one, he saw Jamal.
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Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same....
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal...
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What the difference between a black joke and a Mexican joke?
Meh, if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Race jokes aren't funny
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
