Jamaican Accent Jokes
16 jamaican accent jokes and hilarious jamaican accent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jamaican accent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Jamaican Accent Short Jokes
Short jamaican accent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jamaican accent humour may include short british accent jokes also.
- My girlfriend said I believe in you and it made me happy. But then I realised she had just affected a culturally inappropriate jamaican accent to break the news that she was moving out.
- If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent.
- Say "beer can" out loud with a British accent. You just said "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
- What has a beer belly, but doesn't drink any beer? A bear.
(This works best in a Jamaican accent) - Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent.
- How much wood would a Jamaican mathematician chuck if a Jamaican mathematician would chuck wood? Log base tree often
(Jamaican accent: log base 3 of 10) - Warning Jamaican Dad Joke. Read with a thick Jamaican accent. I play triangle in a reggae band. I just stand at de back an ting.
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Jamaican Accent One Liners
Which jamaican accent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jamaican accent? I can suggest the ones about only in jamaica and reggae.
- Say "beer can" with an English accent You've just said bacon with a Jamaican accent
- How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent? They roll their J's.
- If Rick Ross was Jamaican his slogan would be Bumbuh Rawss (Say it in a Jamaican accent)
Howlingly Hilarious Jamaican Accent Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about jamaican accent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean american english jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jamaican accent pranks.
How to master Australian accent in seconds
Say "Rise Up Lights" out loud. *You just said razor blades in Australian accent.*
Don't stop there.
Say "Beer Can" with an English accent. *You just said Bacon in Jamaican accent.*
Mastered.
To The Jamaican Bobsled Team
After the Winter Olympics, one fellow is so taken with the Jamaican bobsled team that he decides that they deserve an epic scale statue in Jamaica. He travels to Jamaica, and talks with every government official and rich person he can find. All of them chase him off saying that it's a crazy idea, and never bother them again. Finally, despondent at his reception, he goes to a shore side bar, and starts drinking this troubles away. The bartender, in that wonderful island accent asks what the problem is. The fellow goes through the spiel again. The bartender thinks for a moment and says:
"Mon, you mental!"
To which the fellow responds:
"Finally! Someone gets it!"
Groan?
Magic sandals
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at s**....'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the s**... God that he was.
The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a s**... freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'