The Best 10 Jamaican Accent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jamaican Accent jokes. There are some jamaican accent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jamaican accent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jamaican Accent Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend said I believe in you and it made me happy.

But then I realised she had just affected a culturally inappropriate Jamaican accent to break the news that she was moving out.

How to master Australian accent in seconds

Say "Rise Up Lights" out loud. *You just said razor blades in Australian accent.*

Don't stop there.

Say "Beer Can" with an English accent. *You just said Bacon in Jamaican accent.*


What has a beer belly, but doesn't drink any beer?

A bear.

(This works best in a Jamaican accent)

If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent.

Say "beer can" out loud with a British accent.

You just said "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.

Say "beer can" with an English accent

You've just said bacon with a Jamaican accent

Say 'beer can' in a British accent.

I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent.

How much wood would a Jamaican mathematician chuck if a Jamaican mathematician would chuck wood?

Log base tree often

(Jamaican accent: log base 3 of 10)

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Warning Jamaican Dad Joke. Read with a thick Jamaican accent.

I play triangle in a reggae band. I just stand at de back an ting.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jamaican accent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jamaican accent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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