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Jam Jar Jokes

7 jam jar jokes and hilarious jam jar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jam jar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Jam Jar Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good jam jar joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did the therapist counsel the jar of jam to do?

"if you'd only open up, people would realize how sweet you were."

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

I recently learned how to store jam properly.

I must say, it was a rather jarring event.

You're hungry. In the fridge there is a bag of bread, jar of jam, a can of tuna, and some milk. To answer the riddle, what do you open first?

This thread!

I think I might be gender fluid because today I felt like a woman.

I couldn't get the lid off a jar of jam.

I stole a jar of jelly from a friend...

While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"

Why did the man bring his jar of jam to the abortion clinic?

He had trouble unscrewing it.

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