Jam And Jelly Jokes
30 jam and jelly jokes and hilarious jam and jelly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jam and jelly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Jam And Jelly Short Jokes
Short jam and jelly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jam and jelly humour may include short jelly and jam jokes also.
- What's the difference between jelly and jam? Santa doesn't jelly himself down the chimney on Christmas Eve.
- Why did the ants wait until the bear's favourite song came on before stealing his jelly? Because nobody would understand what was going on when he yelled "YO! THAT'S MY jam!"
- What's the difference between squash and zucchini? You can't zucchini bugs!
A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke. - Dont butter the WronG LoAF! Why cant Mom toast have be with Son Toast?
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Then they will be InBread
And would be in quite the jam
The father would get jelly
So just loaf your siblings out of it. - I used to love honey so much I would substitute it for the jelly in my PP&J. That stuff was my jam.
- I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"
- What do you call jelly flavored Go-Gurt that you eat in your car during rush hour? Traffic Jam.
- What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't get jelly when your mom talks to other dudes
- What's the worst jelly to put on your sandwich? Traffic Jam
**My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam. - A Response To The s**... "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
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Jam And Jelly One Liners
Which jam and jelly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jam and jelly? I can suggest the ones about jelly and jelly sandwiches.
- What's the difference between jam and jelly? There's no such thing as a jamfish.
- I made a suitcase out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's jam packed.
- Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam
- Why do they call it a traffic jam? Because no one's jelly
- Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid.
- What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
- How to get out of ANY jam. Switch to jelly.
- What do you call a r**... jelly? A slow jam.
Jam And Jelly Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about jam and jelly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peanut and jelly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jam and jelly pranks.
moles
Mama mole, papa mole, and baby mole all lived in a hole. One day, mama mole stuck her head out and sniffed the air.
"That's weird, I smell grape jelly."
Papa mole squeezes up beside her, sniffs around, and says, "That's funny, because i smell strawberry jam."
Baby mole wanted to sniff the air too, but was stuck behind mama and papa mole, so he said "That's strange, all I smell is molasses!"
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?
Jam is made from crushed, pureed fruit and Jelly is made from fruit juice that gels when cooked.
What'd you think I was gonna say? Get your head out of the gutter.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly a canoe paddle up someone's a**...
Topical Jokes for 1/31
The CEO of McDonald's has announced he'll be resigning later this year. It's the first time in history that a McDonald's employee has quit and given more than five seconds notice.
The New Hampshire lottery is selling scratch 'n sniff tickets that smell like bacon. The aroma is there to remind people that if they didn't waste their money on lottery tickets, they could afford to eat bacon.
In Alabama, a truck driver caused a mile-long traffic jam when he swerved off the road while trying to pull out a loose tooth. Drivers slowed down to look, because people in Alabama had never seen someone who has a tooth.
Suge Knight is suspected of running a man over with his car after an argument. The argument was about whether or not there's a pumpkin-flavored Jelly Belly.
...running over someone with your car seems crazy, but you have to keep in mind that Suge Knight's motto is Live every day like it's 'The Purge.'