Jalapenos Jokes

Funniest Jalapenos Short Jokes

Short jalapenos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jalapenos humour may include short jokes also.

1. 3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
   A: Gets jalapeno business!
   Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
   A: An impasta
   Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
   A: An Investigator
2. What do you call a low priced burritos with lots of smoked jalapeno chillies in them? A Cheapotle

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Jalapenos One Liners

Which jalapenos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jalapenos? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile
2. What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper.
3. What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business...........
4. Why are some spicy peppers rude to you? They get Jalapeno face.
5. Why didn't the peppers want to start a company? They didn't want to be jalapeno business.
6. hey girl are you mexican Cz I wanna get jalapeno
7. Why don't you want to make a chilli mad? Because they'll get jalapeno face!
8. I hate spicy foods. Their flavor is just jalapeno face.
9. Where was the Mexican Saturday night? Jalapeno Mom
10. Whats the worst type of pepper? Spicy ones.There always jalapeno business.
11. Have you heard about the new Jalapeno-flavored Meow Mix? All the cats say it's *fire*
12. Why is the Mexican pepper salesman so annoying? Because he's jalapeno business-man!

Jalapenos Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about jalapenos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jalapenos pranks.