Jalapeno Pepper Jokes
7 jalapeno pepper jokes and hilarious jalapeno pepper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jalapeno pepper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Jalapeno Pepper Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good jalapeno pepper joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?
A Ghost Pepper.
Why are some spicy peppers rude to you?
They get Jalapeno face.
3 in 1 QA jokes
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?
They didn't want to be jalapeno business.
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I invented a new burger today. I call it the "i**... alien"
It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.
Served with a free side of ICE.
Whats the worst type of pepper?
Spicy ones.There always jalapeno business.
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Why is the Mexican pepper salesman so annoying?
Because he's jalapeno business-man!
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