Jalapeno Jokes

• Short Jalapeno Jokes
• Jalapeno One Liners
• Jalapeno Pepper Jokes
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Funniest Jalapeno Short Jokes

Short jalapeno jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jalapeno humour may include short hot peppers jokes also.

1. Well hello, are you Miss Jalapeno? Cuz my friend said he put his tongue inside you and now his mouth won't stop burning.
2. 3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
   A: Gets jalapeno business!
   Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
   A: An impasta
   Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
   A: An Investigator
3. What does a spicy pepper do for fun? Get jalapeno business.
4. What do you call a low priced burritos with lots of smoked jalapeno chillies in them? A Cheapotle
5. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jal-ap-eno business
6. I hate spicy foods. Their flavor is just jalapeno face.
7. Where was the Mexican Saturday night? Jalapeno Mom
8. Whats the worst type of pepper? Spicy ones.There always jalapeno business.
9. Why was the pepper so annoying? because it was jalapeno face
10. Have you heard about the new Jalapeno-flavored Meow Mix? All the cats say it's *fire*

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Jalapeno One Liners

Which jalapeno one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jalapeno? I can suggest the ones about chili pepper and hot chili.

1. Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile
2. What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business
3. What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper.
4. What on Earth is a nosey pepper?! It's one that gets all jalapeno business (sorry)
5. What do angry peppers do?? They get jalapeno face!!
6. What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business...........
7. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno buisness
8. Why are some spicy peppers rude to you? They get Jalapeno face.
9. Why are peppers irritating? Because they're jalapeno business!
10. Why did the jalapeno wear a tiny jacket? Because he was just a little chili.
11. What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business
12. How do you know if a pepper is being nosy? When he's jalapeno business!
13. Why didn't the peppers want to start a company? They didn't want to be jalapeno business.
14. hey girl are you mexican Cz I wanna get jalapeno
15. Why don't you want to make a chilli mad? Because they'll get jalapeno face!

Jalapeno Pepper Jokes

Here is a list of funny jalapeno pepper jokes and even better jalapeno pepper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!
• What do you call a pepper with an attitude? Jalapeno face!!
• Why is the Mexican pepper salesman so annoying? Because he's jalapeno business-man!
• I invented a new burger today. I call it the "i**... alien" It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.
  Served with a free side of ICE.

Silly Jalapeno Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about jalapeno you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pepper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jalapeno pranks.