Jalapeno Jokes
28 jalapeno jokes and hilarious jalapeno puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jalapeno that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny jalapeno jokes! If you like spicy humor, these jokes are sure to give you a kick.
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Funniest Jalapeno Short Jokes
Short jalapeno jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jalapeno humour may include short hot peppers jokes also.
- 3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator - What do you call a low priced burritos with lots of smoked jalapeno chillies in them? A Cheapotle
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Jalapeno One Liners
Which jalapeno one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jalapeno? I can suggest the ones about chili pepper and hot chili.
- Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile
- What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper.
- What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business...........
- Why are some spicy peppers rude to you? They get Jalapeno face.
- Why didn't the peppers want to start a company? They didn't want to be jalapeno business.
- hey girl are you mexican Cz I wanna get jalapeno
- Why don't you want to make a chilli mad? Because they'll get jalapeno face!
- I hate spicy foods. Their flavor is just jalapeno face.
- Where was the Mexican Saturday night? Jalapeno Mom
- Whats the worst type of pepper? Spicy ones.There always jalapeno business.
- Have you heard about the new Jalapeno-flavored Meow Mix? All the cats say it's *fire*
- Why is the Mexican pepper salesman so annoying? Because he's jalapeno business-man!
Silly Jalapeno Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about jalapeno you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pepper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jalapeno pranks.
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Well hello, are you Miss Jalapeno?
Cuz my friend said he put his tongue inside you and now his mouth won't stop burning.
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I invented a new burger today. I call it the "i**... alien"
It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.
Served with a free side of ICE.
