The Best 21 Jalapeno Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jalapeno jokes. There are some jalapeno spicy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jalapeno sherbert puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jalapeno Jokes and Puns

Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater?

Because he was a little chile

What does a nosy pepper do?

Get jalapeno business

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Jalapeno joke, What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

What on Earth is a nosey pepper?!

It's one that gets all jalapeno business (sorry)

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........


What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno buisness

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Jalapeno joke, Why are peppers irritating?

What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why did the jalapeno wear a tiny jacket?

Because he was just a little chili.

Well hello, are you Miss Jalapeno?

Cuz my friend said he put his tongue inside you and now his mouth won't stop burning.

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

You can explore jalapeno gurl reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean jalapeno chilli dad jokes. There are also jalapeno puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

hey girl are you mexican

Cz I wanna get jalapeno

Why don't you want to make a chilli mad?

Because they'll get jalapeno face!

I invented a new burger today. I call it the "illegal alien"

It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.

Served with a free side of ICE.

What does a spicy pepper do for fun?

Get jalapeno business.

Jalapeno joke, What does a spicy pepper do for fun?

What do you call a low priced burritos with lots of smoked jalapeno chillies in them?

A Cheapotle

3 in 1 QA jokes

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jal-ap-eno business


I hate spicy foods.

Their flavor is just jalapeno face.

Where was the Mexican Saturday night?

Jalapeno Mom

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jalapeno parmesan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jalapeno bullfighters piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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