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36 jaguar jokes and hilarious jaguar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jaguar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you love Jaguars? Then you'll love these hilarious jokes about the luxurious car, majestic animal and other references to the famous brand. From puns to top gear jokes, there's something here to keep everyone laughing. Read on to learn the best Jaguar Jokes guaranteed to make you roar with laughter!

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Popular Jaguar Short Jokes

Short jaguar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jaguar humour may include short tiger jokes also.

  1. If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," then... what does that make the tennessee Titans?
  2. Why did the jaguars stop playing poker at the safari? Because all the others were cheetahs.
  3. A year ago, the Jacksonville Jaguars thought that they found the best coach for their team. Turns out that was an Urban myth.
  4. Jaguar just announced an XK-E Concept car they will show at the Frankfurt Auto Show this year. They had been working on it for 10 years but they only recently figured out how to make it leak oil
  5. If the shortened nickname for the Buccaneers is the Bucs, the Jaguars are the Jags, and the Patriots are the Pats... Then what do we call the Titans?
  6. I used to date a girl whose could text unbelievably fast. Her fingers moved like lightning! But then she ran away and stole my old Jaguar I wish you could have seen my X Type
  7. Two tigers, two lions and a jaguar have escaped from a zoo in Germany. Someone's let the cats out of the bag.
  8. What do the Jets, the Buccaneers, and the Jaguars have in common? At least they're not the Raiders.
  9. What do all the Rainforest Animals say when the Jaguar finishes their shower? They can't say anything, as the Jaguar is totally spotless.
  10. A man was in a desert and encounters a lion and a jaguar. He has a gun with only 1 bullet. How did he survive? He shoots the lion and drives away in the Jaguar.

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Jaguar One Liners

Which jaguar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jaguar? I can suggest the ones about panther and puma.

  1. What do you call a jaguar who cheats on his wife? A cheetah..
  2. What's the biggest thing that separates Jaguars from Leopards? The Pacific Ocean.
  3. I bought a jaguar for my wife It tore her to bits
  4. What does Chris Hansen call a baby jaguar? A child predator
  5. Two lions, two tigers and a jaguar escaped from a zoo... It was a real big cat-astrophe.
  6. What did Arnie say when he saw a jaguar? "It's not a puma!"
  7. Two lions, two tigers and a jaguar enters a bar. The bartender says: Herzlich willkommen.
  8. I saw a jaguar hiding at a party I don't think he wanted to be spotted
  9. What do you call a jaguar in quicksand? A draguar
  10. How did the jaguars lose vs the Patriots? They bortled it.
  11. I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard.
  12. The pursuit after the z**... continues! He was last seen riding a jaguar

Jaguar Animal Jokes

Here is a list of funny jaguar animal jokes and even better jaguar animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A successful woman needs four animals in her life... A jaguar in her garage, a mink in her closet, a tiger in her bed, and a j**... to pay for all of the above.
  • What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?
    A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a j**... to pay for it all.
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about jaguar can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jaguar puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing Jaguar Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about jaguar you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cheetah jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make jaguar prank.

You're in Africa, a Lion and a Jaguar are in front of you, but your p**... only has one round left. What do you do?

Shoot the Lion, get in the Jaguar and drive away.

A drummer needed a car, but only had $200

A drummer desperately needed a car, any car, to get to work, but he only had $200. He called his friend who owned a used car lot and explained the situation.
You're in luck, the friend told the drummer. I've got a brand new Jaguar. Runs great. Looks great. For you, only $200. One small problem: it doesn't have any doors.
The drummer let out a mournful sigh and said that's no good – how'm I gonna get in?

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, it just won't move at all. After trying to drive at night for a week, with no luck, she furiously calls the dealers and they send out a technician to help...

He examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it, so he asks, "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, she growls, "How on earth you could ask such a question!? I'm not s**... you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."

69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says: So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?

Bernie, she says. I want a divorce .
My goodness, he says. I wasn't planning on spending that much.

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.
To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new Jaguar.
To my daughter Shirley, I leave my yacht and $250,000.
And to my brother-in-law Aaron, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."

If you had one bullet and there was a Lion, a bear and a jaguar. What do you do?

If you were in the middle of the forest and there was a lion, a bear and a jaguar. You had a gun with only one bullet. What do you do?
Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in your jaguar. :)
... Obviously it's better told to someone than read.

Every woman should have four pets...

A mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed...and a j**... to pay for all of it

What would you like for your birthday...

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

A jaguar asked an colourful a**... with a big nose to join him in hide and seek...

Toucan play that game.

Jaguar joke, I saw a jaguar hiding at a party

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