Jaguar Animal Jokes
3 jaguar animal jokes and hilarious jaguar animal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jaguar animal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A successful woman needs four animals in her life...
A jaguar in her garage, a mink in her closet, a tiger in her bed, and a j**... to pay for all of the above.
What do all the Rainforest Animals say when the Jaguar finishes their shower?
They can't say anything, as the Jaguar is totally spotless.
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What a woman she'll make
You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make !
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says".
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a j**... to pay for all of it !"
The teacher fainted !
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