The Best 3 Jagermeister Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jagermeister jokes. There are some jagermeister absolut jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jagermeister bottle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jagermeister Jokes and Puns

A young man sits down at a bar and says, "I want six shots of Jagermeister."

"Six shots!?" exclaims the bartender, "Are you celebrating something?"

"My first blow job," replies the young man.

"Well, in that case," says the bartender, slapping him on the back, "let me give you a seventh on the house."

The man holds up his hand, "No offense, sir. But if six shots don't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

My dad had this great magic trick he'd show us every night

He'd turn a full bottle of jagermeister into domestic violence

I ordered the kit "Make your wife beautiful"

And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jagermeister rum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jagermeister sambuca piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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