Jacuzzi Jokes
25 jacuzzi jokes and hilarious jacuzzi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jacuzzi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jacuzzi Short Jokes
Short jacuzzi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jacuzzi humour may include short sauna jokes also.
- I like to tell girls I have my own private jet But I always forget to mention that my mom owns the rest of the jacuzzi
- I wanted to join the Yakuza, but I got it mixed it up with Jacuzzi . Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
- I was relaxing in a Jacuzzi when my wife pointed a finger at me and gave me a really angry look... ... I knew I was in hot water.
- Recent reports have shown that Tide Pods can be used to clean your bathtub or jacuzzi... Since they're already acting like chlorine on our gene pool
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Jacuzzi One Liners
Which jacuzzi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jacuzzi? I can suggest the ones about bath and bathtub.
- I've got my own private jet... ...but the rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my mom.
- What do call a man with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi? Stew
- For Sale: Dwarf Jacuzzi Can also be used as a foot spa.
- What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Oatmeal.
- What do you call a fat man in a jacuzzi? Tubby!
- What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew
- What do you call a bunch or ratchets in a jacuzzi? Thot tub
- How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they screw in a Jacuzzi.
- How do you make stew out of a l**...?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full. - How do you call disabled people in jacuzzi? Vegetable soup
Witty Jacuzzi Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about jacuzzi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pool jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jacuzzi pranks.
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What do you call a l**... in a jacuzzi?
Stew.
Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
No arms, no legs.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that you lift? Jim.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs acting as a buoy? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being peed on? John.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs covered in mustard? Frank.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a Jacuzzi? Stu.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a burning house? Ash.
