Jacuzzi Jokes

• Short Jacuzzi Jokes
• Jacuzzi One Liners
• More Jacuzzi Jokes

Funniest Jacuzzi Short Jokes

Short jacuzzi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jacuzzi humour may include short tub jokes also.

1. I like to tell girls I have my own private jet But I always forget to mention that my mom owns the rest of the jacuzzi
2. I wanted to join the Yakuza, but I got it mixed it up with Jacuzzi . Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
3. I was relaxing in a Jacuzzi when my wife pointed a finger at me and gave me a really angry look... ... I knew I was in hot water.
4. I accidentally mixed up the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' online. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
5. I once mixed up the words Yakuza and Jacuzzi. Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia.
6. I keep getting the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" mixed up. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia!
7. I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up yesterday. ...now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
8. I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' confused, Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
9. I've made a huge mistake. I've mixed up the words Jacuzzi and Yakuza.
   Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia
10. Recent reports have shown that Tide Pods can be used to clean your bathtub or jacuzzi... Since they're already acting like chlorine on our gene pool

Share These Jacuzzi Jokes With Friends

Jacuzzi One Liners

Which jacuzzi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jacuzzi? I can suggest the ones about sauna and mats.

1. I've got my own private jet... ...but the rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my mom.
2. I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi.
3. What do call a man with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi? Stew
4. i keep confusing "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
5. I got a private jet. Rest of the jacuzzi belong to my Dad.
6. For Sale: Dwarf Jacuzzi Can also be used as a foot spa.
7. What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Oatmeal.
8. How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they screw in a Jacuzzi.
9. What do you call a fat man in a jacuzzi? Tubby!
10. What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew
11. What do you call a bunch or ratchets in a jacuzzi? Thot tub
12. How do you call disabled people in jacuzzi? Vegetable soup
13. How did William H Taft get stuck in the Jacuzzi? He was a little bit tubby.
14. How do you make stew out of a l**...?
    Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.

Witty Jacuzzi Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about jacuzzi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bath jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jacuzzi pranks.