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3 Psychoanalysts walk into a bar

Bartender says: we have every beer from around the world. What can I get you fellas?
Sigmund Freud says: I'll have an Austrian lager in a pint glass
Carl Jung says: I'll have a Swiss lager also in a pint glass
Bartender looks at the third guy and says: where you from buddy?
Third guy says proudly: oui oui, I am from France
Bartender: well, a french lager probably like your pals; bottle or a pint?
Jacques says: a lager oui, but do you have it in Lacan?

You would think that France would be the most athletic country on Earth...

I swear half the guys there are Jacques

What happened to Frère Jacques when he fell into the pond?

He got alouette.

You would think the French would be the most athletic country in the world...

I swear half the men a Jacques


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