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What is Jacob Zuma's favourite office supply?
Whiteout
Zuma want's to move to the sun....
With all the talk about moving to the moon, South African President Jacob Zuma and Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe were chatting freely about where each would like to go and live, if the opportunity ever presented itself....
"To the moon" answered Mugabe - mmm that sounds cool Zuma responded candidly.
How about you Jacob?
Zuma: Well if I could go live anywhere I would go to the Sun.
Mugabe: To the Sun! Are you crazy thats a flaming ball of hot gas, you will most ceretainly fry.....
Zuma: No no no, you see Robert, that wont happen if I go at night!
Joke for any South Africans out there...
Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President's jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.
Jacob Zuma said: I can throw five R 100 notes out of the window and I will make 5 people unbelievably happy.
Geraldine said: I will give government employees 7.25% salary increase and make millions happy .
Manto said : I will can throw ten R 50 notes out of the window and make 10 people very, very happy.
The one pilot looks at the other and says:
Listen to those 4 showoffs at the back… I can throw all 4 of them out of the window right now and I will make the whole country very happy!
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