The Best 34 Jacks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jacks jokes. There are some jacks fours jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jacks jack and jill went up the hill puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jacks Jokes and Puns

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How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class?

He passed it with flying colors.


The Donner Party Diet

Breakfast: Jacks

Lunch: Franks

Dinner: Patties

Jacks joke, The Donner Party Diet

Jack and the beanstalk

Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow?

Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What do you get when einstein jacks off????

a stroke of genius!!!!!

(its terrible, i know)

I bought my daughter some jacks today.

She struggled at first, but she picked it up fast.

Jacks joke, I bought my daughter some jacks today.

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards

They removed all the Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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Me: Hey, can I have an Iphone 7 please?

Apple guy: Possibly... What's your name?
Me: Jack
Apple guy: Sorry, no jacks.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

The New Apple Card Deck only has 48 Cards

They left out the jacks

Have you seen the new iPhone card trick?

It's the one where all the jacks dissappear

My boyfriend is like an iPhone 7

Just jacks off

Jacks joke, My boyfriend is like an iPhone 7

Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone...

We jacked up the price.

I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7

Because you can have apples with your jacks

GoT joke: What do you call a Dothraki who does jumping jacks every morning?

Khal Isthenics.

So Toby went to prison for eating apple Jacks

Turns out Toby was a cereal killer

[NSFW] What do you call a cow that....

What do you call a cow that jacks off too much?

Beef Jerky

When a deaf girl jacks you off

It's technically oral

Why is Apple not very good at cards?

All it can do is remove all the Jacks...

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My dog had a hernia, my closet had a Narnia

My clothes a re too tight, my tights are too close.

My flap jacks got a flat, my wife didn't.

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

I just found out my girlfriend is cheating

I caught her with five jacks

The Jackson estate recently made an announcement...

That upon his death, they'd had Michael's body melted down and cast into pieces of LEGO.

So now it's finally safe for the kids to play with Michael.

What would the Jackson 5 be called in the 1800s?

The Jackson 3.

I bought a defective pack of playing cards. It had only three suits and all the cards were jacks.

I'm still trying to get a refund from those heartless bastards.

Jackson Pollock is your favorite artist?

Weird flecks, but okay.

I've got a great recipe for popcorn stuffed duck.

It's called Quacker Jacks

Why did the cow do jumping jacks?

She wanted a milk shake

I used to work the front desk at this small car repair shop.

It was owned by a couple of guys, Jack and Jay. Both guys were really well known and liked around town but Jack never seemed to come into the shop.

People would come in frequently looking for Jack and I would tell them Jays here but Jacks off all day.

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," then...

what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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