The Best 21 Jackpot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jackpot jokes. There are some jackpot wager jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jackpot prize puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jackpot Jokes and Puns

A gambler hits the jackpot

*What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife.

"31 black"

Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of Marijuana Lotion.

He hit the jackpot.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?


Jackpot joke, What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

A woman hits the jackpot...

A guys wife comes home and says, "Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!"

The guy says, "Great darling. Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?"

She says, "I don't care, just get out!"

A couple move to Nevada and the husband hits it big at the casino

He rushes into his house and yells to his wife,

"Pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!"

The wife replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

The husband responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon."

If I won the $51 million powerball jackpot, I'd give a quarter to charity.

Not sure what I would do with the other $50,999,999.75 though...

What do you call a ton of free weed?


Jackpot joke, What do you call a ton of free weed?

I've been masturbating into cookware

It's my jackpot!

Someone told me Im more likely to die from a lightning strike while on the way to buying a lottery ticket than actually winning the lottery.

Either way I hit the jackpot.

The first thing I will get if I win the $1B MegaMillions jackpot tonight

A heart attack.

Swinger's Party

I went to this swingers party and tossed my keys into a bowl.

I thought I had hit the jackpot when this hot big titted sultry blonde picked them out.

Never saw my BMW again.

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So one time this chick is going down on me,

and I give her the "courtesy tap" because I'm about to blow. She just keeps on going and I'm like, "I hit the jackpot here!" So I finish, and she leans back and picks up a glass off the coffee table and spits in it.

I was like, "Wow, that was *hot*.

She says, "Well, I don't swallow."

I say, "Well, that'd be weird if you told me you were waitin' for it to cool off.."

Stole it from somebody way funnier than me.

Really, nobody in America won last night.

The Mega Millions jackpot went up to $63 million.

A gambling addict walks into a bar...

Bar... bar... JACKPOT!!

I won the jackpot!!

I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite......... one jar.

A suicide bomber goes to Las Vegas to try his luck at the slot machines....

....he hit the jackpot, and now he's all over the place.

Jackpot joke, A suicide bomber goes to Las Vegas to try his luck at the slot machines....

To the person who wins the 1.6 billion jackpot tomorrow:

You touched me inappropriately 30 years ago!

Whoever wins the Mega Millions Jackpot....

… touched me inappropriately 30 years ago.

[Pickup Line] Well, I was going to play the lottery....

but I already hit the jackpot when I met you.

Marriage is a lot like playing the slots...

At first, you hit the jackpot, but the more money you pour into it, the more you wish you had quit while you were still ahead.

A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed,

His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot.

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