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How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern?

They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.

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What's the difference between a jack-o-lantern and a r**...?

A jack-o-lantern has more teeth, and is usually a little a brighter.

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What do you say to a pregnant jack-o-lantern?

o**...! You're glowing!

Why didn't the jack-o-lantern cross the road?

He had no guts.

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What do you call Halloween displays that are up way too early?

p**... e-jackolanterns

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