The Best 6 Jackolantern Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jackolantern jokes. There are some jackolantern anthony jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jackolantern fix puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jackolantern Jokes and Puns

How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern?

They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.

What do Trump and a Jack-o-Lantern have in common?

Both are hollow, orange, and need to be thrown out by early November.

What do you say to a pregnant jack-o-lantern?

Omg! You're glowing!

Why didn't the jack-o-lantern cross the road?

He had no guts.

How do you measure a jack-o-lantern?

You use pumpkin pi.


What do you call a baby Pumpkin with a face cut in it?

A premature jack-o-lantern

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jackolantern divide jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jackolantern hollow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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