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Popular Jacking Short Jokes

Short jacking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jacking humour may include short jacked jokes also.

  1. Daughter: mom I'm going to a sleepover at jack's Mom: use protection
    daughter: mom I'm 15
    Mom: and I'm 30
  2. Give man a jacket and he'll be warm when he goes outside. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never go outside again.
  3. How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern? They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.
  4. I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me.
  5. What's the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
  6. The student and the teacher. JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
    TEACHER:" Of course not. "
    JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."
  7. What do Paul the Apostle and Jack the Ripper have in common? They have the same middle name.
  8. Give a man a jacket Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during winter.
    Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house.
  9. What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them
  10. Our family surname is Daniels So rather hilariously we named our first child Jack.
    She hates it.

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Jacking One Liners

Which jacking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jacking? I can suggest the ones about hijack and jumping jack.

  1. How do you milk a sheep? Sell headphone for $549.
  2. What do dora The Explorer and Jack The Ripper have incommon Same middle name
  3. My dad told me if I kept jacking off I'd go blind. I said dad, I'm over here
  4. What does an iPhone 7 and The titanic have in common? The end has no Jack.
  5. Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear
  6. What do you get when you divide 355 jack o'lanterns by 113 jack o'lanterns? pumpkin Pi.
  7. I got taken off a plane in handcuffs today. All I did was greet my friend Jack.
  8. Jack Daniels couldn't be here today, But he's here in spirit.
  9. Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack
  10. Dark humor is like... ...a headphone jack. Not everybody gets it.
  11. How does Jack Frost get around during the winter solstice? On "icicles"!
  12. I started jacking off to my mind. But eventually i came to my senses.
  13. I jacked off on an elevator It was wrong on so many levels
  14. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning
  15. What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name

Jacking joke, What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about jacking can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jacking puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Witty Jacking Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about jacking you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jerking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make jacking prank.

The FBI Arrested me Once for m**... on a Airplane Toilet

They accused me of High Jacking

I had high expectations for doing great things in 2020. Instead I'm stuck at home jacking off and playing Nintendo.

The old 'bate and Switch.

I went to the doctor today and he told me I needed to stop jacking off

Said it was "ruining his r**... exam".

So my buddy and I were driving down a country road and see a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence.

Now, like any good ol Montana boy I know a good opportunity when I see it. I pull over and walk up to the sheep and unzip my pants and start giving it to her. I'm really give'n her the boots when I look over and my buddy is jacking off. I mean, he's really beat'n his meat. Kinda freaked out I stop and ask 'ya wanna turn?'. He runs over and sticks his head in the fence.

I saw the saddest movie ever.

A man ended up jacking off to his dead wife's photo and crying. It was absolutely tear jerking.

A mom caught her son jacking in the garage...

...she said to him, "Look son, I know you are at the age where you are curious and want to experiment with these kinds of things.... but please stop trying to remove the wheels of the car!"

Two blind man are lying on a bed.

One asks another one:
-Hey bro are you jacking off?
The other one replies:
-Yes,why?
The first one says:
-Can you please switch to yourself...

"m**... can help relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-esteem, as well as reduce the risk of prostate cancer."

And apparently that is not the correct answer to give when being questioned by the police as to why I was jacking off while riding the bus.

When you're sad, no one sees your tears.

When you're happy, no one sees your smile.
But try jacking off in the subway. Then *everybody* stares.

I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off...

...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a s**...!

How do pro-lifers clean up after jacking off?

By using baby wipes.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

s**... for the first time in a while.

Feels like I'm jacking off a new man.

The man who stole my car was arrested for s**... assault

He was jacking my car

h**...

A man brings a h**... up to his room.
Man: How much will this cost me.
h**...: $400
Man: OK. Hands her the money.
The man gets on the bed and starts jacking off.
h**... looks at him.
h**...: What the h**... are you doing?
Man: For $400 you think I'm going to give you the easy one?

How do you make iPhone users happy?

By jacking them off.

You know the 'Done' button you press to exit a video?

How come it only sounds judgy and sarcastic after I've finished jacking off?

I heard my roommate jacking off once

It wouldn't have been so awkward if he hadn't been standing right behind me.

Stealing mosquito repellent...

Jacking Off!©

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

If it takes less than 2 minutes, do it now.

I never procrastinate jacking off

The bible says...

to love one another as you love yourself, but you can't just go around jacking everybody off so I guess the bible is wrong!

Did you hear about the dyslexic mechanic?

He was caught jacking on.

When I was in School this emo girl was caught jacking off her boyfriend. Whether it be in the lunchroom, the classroom, the bathroom, etc. She always was jacking him off.

Last I heard the girl got expelled and the guy got off.

To any of you Idiots still using condoms and afraid of getting a glorious STI, I ask you this.

Can **You** donate to a blood bank and s**... bank by jacking off?

o**... jacking off on a Tuesday isn't gay,

But Tuesgay

A boy walks in his parents room and see dad jacking off

Why was the iPhone 7 so embarrassed?

He was caught jacking off.

What noise does a baby make when put in a microwave?

Don't ask me. I was too busy jacking off

What do you call a guy jacking off in a car?

Car jacking

Getting caught

I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday. But seriously, who pays for bug spray?

I recently came into a large sum of money

Most of which was used to pay my court fees for when I was charged with jacking off in a bank vault.

Always wash your hands after jacking off.

That way, when you're f**... your sister later, you won't get her pregnant.

Jacking joke, Always wash your hands after jacking off.

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