Jackie Jokes

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Funniest Jackie Short Jokes

Short jackie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jackie humour may include short courtesy jokes also.

1. Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
2. Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day? Because they're so full of mummies
   (As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)
3. Jackie: John, did you sleep with Marilyn Monroe? JFK: I had to Jackie. Not because she was easy, but because I was hard
4. How many Jackie Chans does it take to change a weebs light bulb? One because hes the Onii Chan they need.
5. Jackie Kennedy: "Not now. I have a headache." John F Kennedy: "We do this, not because it is easy, but because it is hard!"
6. In honor of both Halloween and the release of documents on JFK's assassination I decided to carve a pumpkin that looks like JFK's widow. It's my first Jackie O'Lantern.
7. What did the British guy say to the hitchhiker with three eyes, one leg, and no arms? Aye, Aye, Aye! You look 'armless! Hop in!
   - Jackie forever
8. Great 1st Ladies of the United States have there own cause. Michelle Obama's: Your Truth, Melania Trump's: Be Best... Jackie Kennedy's: Take your shot
9. Family potato My friend hates his surname, Potato.
   Not as much as as his wife Jackie does.
10. If you watch a movie with Jackie Chan backwards... You will get a documentary about a Chinese guy who assembles furniture with his feet.

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Jackie One Liners

Which jackie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jackie? I can suggest the ones about jackie chan and .

1. JFK had a dirty mind... The last thing on his mind was Jackie's dress.
2. What's Jackie Chan's favorite type of car? KIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!
3. What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan
4. How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket? Crammed in.
5. Why did Jackie Kennedy go to McDonalds? Because Jack in the Box gives her nightmares.
6. Why was Jackie mad at JFK? Because he gave her a piece of his mind.
7. Why does Jackie Chan support United China? 'cause he doesn't support the Leeway
8. What is Jackie Chan's favorite beverage? WA-TAH!!!!
9. What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator? Muhammed muhammed muhammena.
10. How does Jackie Chan like his massages? Jet Li.
11. What's Jackie Chan's favourite dessert?
12. Why did Jackie Chan go swimming? Because it's offshore.
13. In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
    No questions.
14. What is Jackie Chan's favourite drink? "Waaaater!!"
15. You should see that new movie about Jackie Kennedy the ending is a real mind blower

Jackie Chan Jokes

Here is a list of funny jackie chan jokes and even better jackie chan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not.
• What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Kristen Stewart? Jackie's bloopers go only after the movie ends.
• You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking.
• What do you call your asian friend who frequently masturbates? Jacky Chan.
• How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there? AYA!!
• What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? WA-TAAAAH!
• Jackie Chan is in the new 'Star Wars' He's a Thai Fighter
• Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery.

Hilarious Fun Jackie Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about jackie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jackie pranks.