The Best 15 Jackie Chan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jackie Chan jokes. There are some jackie chan actor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jackie chan wife priscilla puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jackie Chan Jokes and Puns

Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?

Because they're so full of mummies

(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)

With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.

Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?

How many Jackie Chans does it take to change a weebs light bulb?

One because hes the Onii Chan they need.

What's Jackie Chan's favorite type of car?


What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother?

Chris Chan

Why does Jackie Chan support United China?

'cause he doesn't support the Leeway

What is Jackie Chan's favorite beverage?


I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy...

I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not.

If you watch a movie with Jackie Chan backwards...

You will get a documentary about a Chinese guy who assembles furniture with his feet.

How does Jackie Chan like his massages?

Jet Li.

What's Jackie Chan's favourite dessert?

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Kristen Stewart?

Jackie's bloopers go only after the movie ends.

You know those old movies with Jackie Chan

where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking.

Why did Jackie Chan go swimming?

Because it's offshore.

In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.

No questions.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jackie chan ried jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jackie chan martial artist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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