Jackie Chan Jokes
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Funniest Jackie Chan Short Jokes
Short jackie chan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jackie chan humour may include short bruce lee jokes also.
- Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day? Because they're so full of mummies
(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill) - How many Jackie Chans does it take to change a weebs light bulb? One because hes the Onii Chan they need.
- If you watch a movie with Jackie Chan backwards... You will get a documentary about a Chinese guy who assembles furniture with his feet.
- I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not.
- What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Kristen Stewart? Jackie's bloopers go only after the movie ends.
- You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking.
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Jackie Chan One Liners
Which jackie chan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jackie chan? I can suggest the ones about stan lee and hugh jackman.
- What's Jackie Chan's favorite type of car? KIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!
- What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan
- Why does Jackie Chan support United China? 'cause he doesn't support the Leeway
- What is Jackie Chan's favorite beverage? WA-TAH!!!!
- How does Jackie Chan like his massages? Jet Li.
- What's Jackie Chan's favourite dessert?
- Why did Jackie Chan go swimming? Because it's offshore.
- In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions. - What is Jackie Chan's favourite drink? "Waaaater!!"
- What do you call your asian friend who frequently masturbates? Jacky Chan.
- How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there? AYA!!
- What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? WA-TAAAAH!
- Jackie Chan is in the new 'Star Wars' He's a Thai Fighter
- Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery.
Uplifting Jackie Chan Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about jackie chan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jackie chan pranks.
With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.
Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?
An Asian driver is being interrogated after an accident
Detective: So, how did you end up killing 49 people?
Jackie: I was driving over 90km/h when I saw 2 men crossing the road. And on the other side, there was a wedding taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice:
Either I hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Detective: Hit the 2 men of course.
Chan: Exactly! We think alike. But after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, so I went after him.