Jackie Chan Jokes

Funniest Jackie Chan Short Jokes

Short jackie chan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jackie chan humour may include short bruce lee jokes also.

1. How many Jackie Chans does it take to change a weebs light bulb? One because hes the Onii Chan they need.
2. I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not.
3. What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Kristen Stewart? Jackie's bloopers go only after the movie ends.
4. You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking.

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Jackie Chan One Liners

Which jackie chan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jackie chan? I can suggest the ones about stan lee and hugh jackman.

1. What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan
2. Why does Jackie Chan support United China? 'cause he doesn't support the Leeway
3. What is Jackie Chan's favorite beverage? WA-TAH!!!!
4. How does Jackie Chan like his massages? Jet Li.
5. What's Jackie Chan's favourite dessert?
6. Why did Jackie Chan go swimming? Because it's offshore.
7. In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
   No questions.
8. How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there? AYA!!
9. Jackie Chan is in the new 'Star Wars' He's a Thai Fighter
10. Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery.

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