Jackhammer Jokes

24 jackhammer jokes and hilarious jackhammer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jackhammer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short jackhammer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jackhammer humour may include short sledgehammer jokes also.

Say what you want about jackhammers... but honestly, they are truly a groundbreaking invention.
My friend asked me what my favorite tool was I told him it was a jackhammer
He asked why
I said i liked it because it was a ground breaking invention
TIL about a ground breaking invention that's shaking the construction industry It's called the jackhammer

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Jackhammer One Liners

Which jackhammer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jackhammer? I can suggest the ones about jack ripper and hammer and nail.

Have you guys heard about the new jackhammer? It's ground breaking technology
When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!
Did you hear about that new state of the art jackhammer technology? "Groundbreaking"
To the guy who invented jackhammers, that was a pretty ground breaking achievement
Theres been a breakthrough in jackhammer techology You could say its groundbreaking
I'm designing a new model of jackhammer It could be ground-breaking technology!
The Jackhammer, Now that was a groundbreaking discovery.
This really cracks me up Screamed the concrete beneath the jackhammer
Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking.
Have you heard of the new Sentient Robotic Jackhammers? Its some ground-breaking stuff
What did the jackhammer say to the other? Why are humans so quiet?
How do you break concrete in Doctor Who? With a Captain Jackhammer.
What do you call Thor when he is m**...? Jackhammer.