Jack Sparrow Jokes
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What do you call a bird that hits the gym?
A jacked sparrow!
What does Captain Jack Sparrow do when he has back pain?
Pilates of the Caribbean.
what did Captain Jack Sparrow say when he got home?
"ARRRGGG! She shipped my bed!"
What do you call Jack Sparrow after he falls off The Black Pearl and sinks down to the sea bed?
Johnny Deep.
What does Jack Sparrow do when he's scared?
He RUMS away
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Why can Jack Sparrow never find a chainsaw?
Because the r**... is always gone
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Forest: whats that you're drinking?
Jack sparrow: what, this?
Forest: yea that!
Jack; r**... Forest, r**...
If Jack Sparrow was a bird, what kind of bird would he be?
A sparrow.
What's Captain Jack Sparrow's favorite Kendrick Lamar song?
We gon' be ARRRRight!
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