The Best 6 Jack Sparrow Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jack Sparrow jokes. There are some jack sparrow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jack sparrow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Jack Sparrow Jokes and Puns

What does Captain Jack Sparrow do when he has back pain?

Pilates of the Caribbean.

what did Captain Jack Sparrow say when he got home?

"ARRRGGG! She shipped my bed!"

What do you call Jack Sparrow after he falls off The Black Pearl and sinks down to the sea bed?

Johnny Deep.

What does Jack Sparrow do when he's scared?

He RUMS away

Why can Jack Sparrow never find a chainsaw?

Because the rum is always gone

Forest: whats that you're drinking?

Jack sparrow: what, this?
Forest: yea that!
Jack; Rum Forest, rum

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jack sparrow puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jack sparrow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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