Jack Russell Jokes
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I was walking my dogs when a stranger approached me.
"Are they Jack Russell's?"
"Nah mate, they're mine" I replied.
I don't know whether to get a jack russel or a lab...
Because I really like dogs, but I also really like to have a place to do experiments
What do you get when you cross a small dog with a donkey?
A Jack Russell Derrière.
"Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Jack, I don't have a mansion like Russell, or I don't have a Porsche like Martin, but I do love you and want to marry you."
"Oh, dear... I love you too... but, what was that you said about Martin?"
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What do you call...
...a man with no arms and no legs, lying on a restaurant table? [Bill.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? [Art.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car? [Jack.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a ditch? [Phil.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a p**...? [Stu.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? [Russel.](/spoiler)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? [Bob.](/spoiler)
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What do you call...
...a man in a bush?
Russel!
...a man in a lake?
Bob!
...a man with a car on his head?
Jack!
...a man with a s**... in his head?
Doug!
...a man without a s**... in his head?
Douglas!
...a man with a toilet on his head?
Lou!
...a man with a map on his head?
Miles!
...a man hooked to the wall?
Art!
...a woman slates on her head?
Ruth!
...a man with a plank on his head?
Edward!
...a man with TWO planks on his head?
Edward Wood!
...a man with THREE planks on his head?
Edward Woodward!
...a man with FOUR planks on his head?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward would. (try saying that ten times in a row)
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
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