The Best 7 Jack Russell Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jack Russell jokes. There are some jack russell hayley jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jack russell dawson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jack Russell Jokes and Puns

I was walking my dogs when a stranger approached me.

"Are they Jack Russell's?"
"Nah mate, they're mine" I replied.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

That same guy in your pool? Bob

Same guy in your hot tub? Stew

Sitting under your car that's missing a wheel? Jack

Same guy on your porch? Matt

Same guy getting hit with a baseball bat? Homer

Same guy lying in a pile of leaves? Russel

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen

Chinese girl with the same condition? Irene.

I don't know whether to get a jack russel or a lab...

Because I really like dogs, but I also really like to have a place to do experiments

I was walking my dogs the other day when my neighbour asked me "Are those Jack Russels?"

I then replied "No they're mine."

I was walking my dogs today, and a man asked me "Are they Jack Russels?"

I said "Nah mate, they're mine."


"Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Jack, I don't have a mansion like Russell, or I don't have a Porsche like Martin, but I do love you and want to marry you."

"Oh, dear... I love you too... but, what was that you said about Martin?"

I was walking my two dogs in the park yesterday

A man approached me and asked are they jack russels?

I said nah they're mine

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