The Best 18 Jack Ripper Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jack Ripper jokes. There are some jack ripper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jack ripper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jack Ripper Jokes and Puns

What do Paul the Apostle and Jack the Ripper have in common?

They have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Their middle name

What do you call a sociopathic Englishman with flatulence?

Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper's reasons for killing hookers was pretty understandable.

They wouldn't accept him into their ranks as Jack the Stripper.

Did you know

Did you know ,

Jack the Ripper and

Whinnie the pooh

Both have the same middle names

Coincidence


Why did Jack the Ripper stop killing people?

He was taking a stabbatical.

Jack the ripper walks into a Bar...

and orders Isabella's Islay scotch. Bartender warns "It will cost you an arm and a leg".

Jack the ripper's reply:"its a deal"

What do you call a person that farts a lot and gets away with it?

Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper and a lovely young lady were taking a stroll through the woods together...

as it started getting darker, the lady got closer to Jack the Ripper and said, "Stay close to me, I'm scared of the dark!" Jack replied, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone!!"

Want to know another creepy coincidence?

Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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Girl can I get your digits?

Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.

"Let's go through it bit by bit"

Said Jack the Ripper

The military has announced they are going to bomb Syria off the map.

They are naming the bombs "Son of Sam" and "Jack the Ripper."

They're Syria killers.

It is important to remember that we are all the same on the inside

quote from Jack the Ripper

How does Jack the Ripper make extra cash?

He turns into Jack the Stripper.

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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