Jack Ripper Jokes

Funniest Jack Ripper Short Jokes

Short jack ripper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jack ripper humour may include short jack the ripper jokes also.

1. What do Paul the Apostle and Jack the Ripper have in common? They have the same middle name.
2. Did you know Did you know ,
   Jack the Ripper and
   Whinnie the pooh
   Both have the same middle names
   Coincidence
3. Jack the ripper walks into a Bar... and orders Isabella's Islay scotch. Bartender warns "It will cost you an arm and a leg".
   Jack the ripper's reply:"its a deal"
4. Why couldn't the police catch Jack the Ripper? Because they were a rock band and not detectives.
5. Want to know another creepy coincidence? Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!
6. The military has announced they are going to bomb Syria off the map. They are naming the bombs "Son of Sam" and "Jack the Ripper."
   They're Syria killers.
7. It is important to remember that we are all the same on the inside quote from Jack the Ripper
8. Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin? Jock the stripper.
9. Jack the Ripper must have been a star in a rom-com... Because in the end he always got the girl.
10. Jack the Ripper's reasons for killing h**... was pretty understandable. They wouldn't accept him into their ranks as Jack the Stripper.

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Jack Ripper One Liners

Which jack ripper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jack ripper? I can suggest the ones about jack jill and jackhammer.

1. What do dora The Explorer and Jack The Ripper have incommon Same middle name
2. What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name
3. What do you call a sociopathic Englishman with flatulence? Jack the Ripper
4. Why did Jack the Ripper stop killing people? He was taking a stabbatical.
5. What do you call a person that farts a lot and gets away with it? Jack the Ripper
6. What's Tim Cook's new nickname? Jack The Ripper
7. Girl can I get your digits? Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.
8. "Let's go through it bit by bit" Said Jack the Ripper
9. How does Jack the Ripper make extra cash? He turns into Jack the Stripper.
10. What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet
11. What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common? Same middle name!
12. Jack the Ripper Found Guilty of Theft
13. A toast To Jack the Ripper, for being the greatest lady killer of them all.
14. Why did Jack the Ripper stop murdering? He was tired of beating dead w**....
15. What's worse than getting r**... by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Witty Jack Ripper Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about jack ripper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jack lantern jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jack ripper pranks.