Jack O Lantern Jokes

33 jack o lantern jokes and hilarious jack o lantern puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jack o lantern that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Jack O Lantern Short Jokes

Short jack o lantern jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jack o lantern humour may include short jack lantern jokes also.

  1. How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern? They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.
  2. How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.
  3. For Halloween, our daughter is dressing up as joke telling jack-o'-lantern. She's our little pun-kin.
  4. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-O'-Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
  5. A pumpkin says to a jack-o'-lantern "All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don't you want to mix it up, try something different?" The jack-o'-lantern says "I don't have the guts."
  6. What do Trump and a Jack-o-Lantern have in common? Both are hollow, orange, and need to be thrown out by early November.
  7. What do you get when you cut a Jack O' Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
    Happy Pi Day, y'all!
  8. Divided the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern today by its diameter... Ended up with pumpkin pi.
  9. What's the difference between a jack-o-lantern and a r**...? A jack-o-lantern has more teeth, and is usually a little a brighter.
  10. How do you fix a broken Jack o' Lantern? With a Pumpkin Patch.
    It's c**..., I know. Saw it on my local library's wall.

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Jack O Lantern One Liners

Which jack o lantern one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jack o lantern? I can suggest the ones about halloween pumpkin and lantern.

  1. What do you get when you divide 355 jack o'lanterns by 113 jack o'lanterns? pumpkin Pi.
  2. What's orange, empty headed, and tries to be scary? A jack o'lantern!
  3. Why didn't the jack-o-lantern cross the road? He had no guts.
  4. Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
  5. How do you measure a jack-o-lantern? You use pumpkin pi.
  6. what is a fat Jack o lantern called A plumpkin
  7. How do you repair a broken jack o'lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
  8. What do you say to a pregnant jack-o-lantern? o**...! You're glowing!
  9. what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween? A p**... e-Jack-O'-Lantern.
  10. What do you call a pumpkin that harasses people? A Jack-a**... O'Lantern
  11. What do you call a baby Pumpkin with a face cut in it? A p**... jack-o-lantern
  12. What's a green pumpkin used at Halloween? A p**... e jack-o lantern.

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What funny jokes about jack o lantern you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jack jill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jack o lantern pranks.