The Best 22 Jack Lanterns Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jack Lanterns jokes. There are some jack lanterns jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jack lanterns puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jack Lanterns Jokes and Puns

How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern?

They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.

What do you get when you divide 355 jack o'lanterns by 113 jack o'lanterns?

Pumpkin Pi.

How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike?

They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.

For Halloween, our daughter is dressing up as joke telling jack-o'-lantern.

She's our little pun-kin.

How do you fix a broken Jack o' Lantern?

With a Pumpkin Patch.

It's crappy, I know. Saw it on my local library's wall.


A pumpkin says to a jack-o'-lantern "All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don't you want to mix it up, try something different?"

The jack-o'-lantern says "I don't have the guts."

What do Trump and a Jack-o-Lantern have in common?

Both are hollow, orange, and need to be thrown out by early November.

What's orange, empty headed, and tries to be scary?

A jack o'lantern!

What do you say to a pregnant jack-o-lantern?

Omg! You're glowing!

Why didn't the jack-o-lantern cross the road?

He had no guts.

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

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What do you get when you cut a Jack O' Lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

Happy Pi Day, y'all!

How do you measure a jack-o-lantern?

You use pumpkin pi.

Divided the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern today by its diameter...

Ended up with pumpkin pi.

what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween?

A premature e-Jack-O'-Lantern.

So my roommate jack went to the hospital last night...

... he was trying to do a Halloween joke but he slipped... and so did the lantern he was sitting on...

What do you call a pumpkin that harasses people?

A Jack-Ass O'Lantern

What do you call a virgin pumpkin?

A Jack-off-lantern.

What do you call a baby Pumpkin with a face cut in it?

A premature jack-o-lantern


what is a fat Jack o lantern called

A plumpkin

How do you repair a broken jack o'lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Did anyone hear about the family that made pumpkins a month early?

The pumpkins were premature e-jack-o-lanterns.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jack lanterns jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jack lanterns piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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