Jack Jill Jokes
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Funniest Jack Jill Short Jokes
Short jack jill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jack jill humour may include short jack and jill jokes also.
- Jack and Jill Jack and Jill went up the hill;
each one had a quarter
When they came down
Jill had both,
You think they went for water? - Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water... ...however if you sponsor Jack and Jill for just $2 a month, we can build a well with clean water right in their village.
- Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water,
Who knows what they did up there,
They came down with a daughter. - Jack & Jill Went In To Town..... To buy some chips and sweeties.
Now Jack can't keep his heart rate down
and Jill has Diabetes - "Jill look out the window..." "...there's a horse in our yard."
"No Jack, it's not a horse, it's a cow!"
"I said look out the window, not in the mirror!" - Teacher: "Jill, where is the America on the map?"
Jill: "Right there, ma'am."
Teacher: "Correct. Now, Jack, tell me who found America."
Jack: "Jill." - I often wonder why we plug our earbuds into a "headphone jack"... ...when it should have been called a "headphone jill".
- What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?" Women should be first.
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Jack Jill One Liners
Which jack jill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jack jill? I can suggest the ones about jack and jill went up the hill and jumping jack.
- Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack.
- Whats the difference between Jack and Jill? I cant Jill off onto your face.
- Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7
- How do all Jack and Jill satires end up? Downhill.
- What do you call an auxiliary jack with female connectors? an auxiliary jill
- How come guys j**... and girls jill off? Because you're Jack'n Jill
Jack Jill Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about jack jill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jack and rose jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jack jill pranks.
The bro code
Jill didn't come home one night. When she got home the next morning, she said she'd slept over at a girl friend's house.
Jack called ten of her best friends, but none of them said she had been there.
A week later, Jack doesn't come home. The next day, he says he spent the night at a buddy's house after getting too drunk.
Jill called his ten best friends. 8 said he'd been there the night before, while 2 said he was still there.
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The boss of a small company has two employees, Jack and Jill…
Just recently the company has been doing badly, so the boss decides one of them must go.
Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill, so he asks her to step into his office and explains his dilemma.
"Look Jill, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or j**...."
Jill replies, "You'll have to j**... then, 'cause I've got a headache."
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some m**....
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said You know you wanna . Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Use contraceptives kids.
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My Aunt Jill was an English teacher who taught me so many important lessons like....
Always use very precise language or you could be misunderstood.
I remember it vividly because we were at their farm and I was helping my uncle j**... a horse as she was telling me that.
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No one digs a well at the top of a hill.
What the h**... were Jack and Jill really doing up there?
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Jack and Jill...
Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off.
The miller cried, "I can't decide whether to lay Jill or j**...."
The appointment.
Jack wakes up one morning next to Jill. He's feeling amorous and starts caressing her and tugging at her pyjama bottoms. She groans and says, "oh... not now, honey. You know I have a gynecologist appointment this morning...." Jack rolls over resignedly. After a few minutes he turns back toward her and says, "umm... you don't have a dentist appointment, do you?"
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Jack came home in great excitement and said to his wife:
"Jill, love, you will never believe it, dear, but I have discovered an entirely new position for l**...".
"Really," she said, interested at once. "What is it?"
"Back to back," Jack replies
"But that is crazy. We cannot do anything back to back."
"Yes we can," he says. "I have persuaded another couple to help out!"
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A manager has two great employees...
A manager has two great employees, Jack and Jill. Due to budget constraints, he knows he has to fire one of them. He decides to meet with each employee, be upfront with them, and then make his sad decision. Both of them are outside of his office, and he asks Jill to step inside. Less than 15 seconds later, Jill storms out of there and slams the door behind her.
Jack walks in and says "I guess you decided to let her go?"
Boss man has a bewildered look on his face and says "I never even got the chance to! All I said was 'I'm trying to decide whether to lay you or j**....'"
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Four women were chatting in the locker room (n**...)
When one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male m**...: jerking off, w**..., spanking the monkey, and so on... there weren't any common terms for female m**....
"I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women.
"But that's just a feminization of 'jacking off,'" said the second.
"You're right," said another. "We don't seem to have any slang terms of our own for it."
The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen years of marriage, there's only one thing I call it."
"What's that?"
"Finishing the job."
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A small business fell on hard times
and the owner knew that the only way for his company to survive, he would have to let one of his employees go.
He struggled with the decision for weeks. Jack was always willing to put in the extra hours to get the job done right and Jill was talented and intelligent, just the kinds of people that any small business needs.
He confided in Jill, hoping that maybe she would know how to fix the company without any firings. He said, "Hey Jill, listen. I either need to lay you or j**...."
Jill replied, "I'm really tired. Could you just j**...?"