The Best 35 Jack Daniels Jokes

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A wife is complaining about her husband spending all his time at the local tavern, so one night he takes her along with him.

"What'll ya have?" he asks.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replies.

So the husband orders a couple of Jack Daniels and gulps his down in one go.

His wife watches him, then takes a sip from her glass and immediately spits it out.

"Yuck! It tastes awful, worse than awful!" she splutters. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go!" cries the husband. "And you think I am out enjoying myself every night!"

What's the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

An indian lady visited a bar for the first time

She was nervous but sat on one tall stool in front of the bartender.

The guy sitting on her left said: "Jack Daniels, Single"

The guy on her right side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"

Then the bartender looked at the lady & said: And you..?

The lady replied: "Parmjeet kaur, Married.

Our family surname is Daniels

So rather hilariously we named our first child Jack.

She hates it.

Jack Daniels couldn't be here today,

But he's here in spirit.


I went to a liquor store yesterday on my bicycle.

I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels. I tied it to my bicycle carrier.

I was about to leave. Then I realised that if I fell off the bike on the way home, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the JD before I rode back.

Finally it turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

Blondes and Blind Cowboy

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

* The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

* The bouncer is a blonde girl.

* I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.

* The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

* The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head
and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

Three women decide to compare their husbands to soft drinks.

Three women are out to brunch, and they're talking about who has the best husband. One of them decides they should compare their respective husbands to soft drinks (sodas).

First woman: "My husband is like 7UP, because he's 7 inches and he's always up."

Second woman: "Well my husband is like Mountain Dew, because when he's mountin' me, he knows what to do."

Third woman: "Well my husband is like Jack Daniels."

First woman: "That's not a soft drink!"

Third woman: "I know, but he's a hard licker."

I was fishing when I ran out of bait. I saw a small snake nearby trying to swallow a frog and knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket...

Now, the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit, so I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that snake, with two more frogs...

The night before the wedding

The bride-to-be and her bridesmaids were giggling over tequila and strawberry daiquiris at the bachelorette party. The maid of honor started a game of truth or dare.

"If your boyfriend were a soda, what would he be?" she slurred at the other bridesmaid.

"7-Up, because he's got seven inches and he can keep it up. What about you?"

"Mountain Dew. He knows how to mount and do me. And what about the future Mrs. Johnson? What kind of soda is Matt?"

"Jack Daniels," said the bride proudly.

"But that's not a soda! Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!" protested her friends.

The bride looked at them and said, "Girls, why do you think I'm marrying him?"

Three old women sneak some Jack Daniels into a baseball game, taking shots after each half inning. What inning is it now?

It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded.

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Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar

What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?

A traditional Indian woman walks into a bar for the first time...

She sits down between two men.

She hears the first man says to the bartender "Johnny Walker, single."

Then second man says to the bartender "Jack Daniels, single."

The bartender turns to the Indian woman... She says "Pushpaben Patel, Married."

It was Ho Choo's first time in America, and he was excited to visit an American bar .

He quickly locates one and finds a seat by the counter, where two other men are already seated.

The surly bartender tilts his head at the first man, who says Jack Daniels, single.

The bartender nods and looks towards the second man, who says, Johnny Walker, single.

The bartender then turns to Ho Choo...

Ho Choo, married!

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

I asked a group of women to describe their husbands using a soft drink [possibly NSFW]

The first said, "Mtn Dew, because he's always ready to mount 'n' do me"

The second said, "7up, because it may only be seven inches but it's always up"

The third said, "Jack Daniels"
I said, "But that's a hard liquor"
She relied, "Yes, and so is he"

What do you call it when you steal a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

A Whiskey Move

A drunk orders a shot of Wild Turkey....

Sorry sir, we don't have Wild Turkey only a House bourbon? What can I get you?

I'll have a shot of Wild Turkey

I'm so sorry sir, we just ran out, how about a Jack Daniels

I'll have a shot of Wild Turkey

Okay sir, if you can spell Wild Turkey, I'll get you a shot

W-I-L-D T-U-R-K-E-Y, Wild Turkey

Sir you forgot the F

There's no F in Wild Turkey

That's what I've been trying to tell you,

What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett?

Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.


My wife says I have a problem with alcohol abuse.

I politely told her I don't. I managed to stay calm and kiss her goodnight even though I was getting so angry.

When she went to bed I punched my bottle of Jack Daniels.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels.

Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke.

Whats the diffrence between General Custer and Jack Daniel's?

Jack Daniel's is still killing indians.

I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack

It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol.

(Blind jokes are the best kind)

A lady from India visited the USA for the first time and visited a bar...

She sat in front of the bartender with two guys sitting on either side of her.
"Jack Daniels, single." Ordered the one on her left.
Johnny Walker, single." Ordered the one on the right.
The bartender then looked at the lady and asked, "And you, ma'am?"
"Sonia Patel, married." She replied.

A blonde visited a bar...

A blonde visited a bar for the first time, sat at the table in front of the bartender.

A guy at her left ordered, "Jack Daniels, Single"

A guy at her right ordered, "Johnny Walker, Single "

The bartender looked at the lady, said ,"and what about you?"

Lady replied,"Amber Smith, Married"

I'm seeing a lot of blonde jokes, so here's mine.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were talking about their boyfriends and decided they wanted to give them nicknames.

The brunette says, "I'll name mine 7-Up because he is 7 inches and always up for me."

The redhead says, "I'll name mine Mountain Dew because he always wants to mount and dew me."

The blonde thinks for a moment and says, "I'll name my boyfriend Jack Daniels. He's a hard liquor."

My girlfriend gave me the nickname Jack Daniels

Because she says I'm a hard licker!

Three blondes had boyfriends all named John and they kept getting confused.

They decided to name them after sodas. The first girl said, "I'll call mine 7 Up, because he's seven inches and he's always up." The next girl said, "I'll call mine Mountain Dew, because he mounts me and knows exactly what to do." The last girl goes, "I'll call mine Jack Daniels." The other girls yelled at her and said, "That's not a soda! That's a hard licker!"

I invented a new drink. Ginger beer and Jack Daniel's.

I call it the Stormy Daniel's.

What's the difference between the G-Spot and Jack Daniels?

I'll actually look for the Jack Daniels.

Who's killed more natives than General Custer?

Jack Daniels

A doctor, a nurse, and a mom walk into a bar

The doctor sits first and orders a shot of Jack Daniels

The nurse sits second and orders a shot of Jose Cuervo

The mom sits last and says I'm sorry, I don't do shots. then falls to the floor dead from measles.

If you enjoy Jack Daniels...

Then try his sister Stormy!

The best thing about tea is you can drink it at work

The best thing about Jack Daniels is it looks like tea!

People often ask me if I'm team Edward or team Jacob

I'm actually team Jack Daniels

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