Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill Jokes

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1. Jack and Jill Jack and Jill went up the hill;
   each one had a quarter
   When they came down
   Jill had both,
   You think they went for water?
2. Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.
3. My Favorite Nursery Rhyme. Jack and Jill went up the hill,
   both with a buck and a quarter,
   Jill came down with 2.50,
   and they didn't go up for water.
4. Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty.
5. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... ...Jill came down with half a crown but not for fetching water.
6. Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water... ...however if you sponsor Jack and Jill for just $2 a month, we can build a well with clean water right in their village.
7. Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water,
   Who knows what they did up there,
   They came down with a daughter.
8. Jack and Jill went up a hill Jack and Jill went up a hill;
    
   to have a bit of fun.
    
   But s**... Jill forgot the pill;
    
   and now they have a son.
9. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... ...but what a joke, the c**... broke, and now they have a daughter.
10. Jack and Jill Jack and Jill went up the hill
    To smoke some m**...
    Jack got high
    Unzipped his fly
    And they had a little fun
    Jill forgot to take the pill
    And now they have a son

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1. Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7
2. Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50

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