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  1. Jack and Jill Jack and Jill went up the hill;
    each one had a quarter
    When they came down
    Jill had both,
    You think they went for water?
  2. Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.
  3. My Favorite Nursery Rhyme. Jack and Jill went up the hill,
    both with a buck and a quarter,
    Jill came down with 2.50,
    and they didn't go up for water.
  4. Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty.
  5. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... ...Jill came down with half a crown but not for fetching water.
  6. Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water... ...however if you sponsor Jack and Jill for just $2 a month, we can build a well with clean water right in their village.
  7. Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water,
    Who knows what they did up there,
    They came down with a daughter.
  8. Jack and Jill went up a hill Jack and Jill went up a hill;
     
    to have a bit of fun.
     
    But s**... Jill forgot the pill;
     
    and now they have a son.
  9. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... ...but what a joke, the c**... broke, and now they have a daughter.
  10. Jack and Jill Jack and Jill went up the hill
    To smoke some m**...
    Jack got high
    Unzipped his fly
    And they had a little fun
    Jill forgot to take the pill
    And now they have a son

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  1. Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7
  2. Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some m**....

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said You know you wanna . Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Use contraceptives kids.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some m**....
Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill "Do ya wanna?"
Jill said "Yes" Took off her dress and they had a little fun,
But s**... Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some m**.

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Jack and Jill slipped down the hill and asked Jill if she wanna.
She said "Yes" and dropped her dress and had a little fun.
Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a son.

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