The Best 30 Jack And Jill Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jack And Jill jokes. There are some jack and jill sokka jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jack and jill gillis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jack And Jill Jokes and Puns

The bro code

Jill didn't come home one night. When she got home the next morning, she said she'd slept over at a girl friend's house.

Jack called ten of her best friends, but none of them said she had been there.

A week later, Jack doesn't come home. The next day, he says he spent the night at a buddy's house after getting too drunk.

Jill called his ten best friends. 8 said he'd been there the night before, while 2 said he was still there.

The boss of a small company has two employees, Jack and Jill…

Just recently the company has been doing badly, so the boss decides one of them must go.

Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill, so he asks her to step into his office and explains his dilemma.

"Look Jill, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

Jill replies, "You'll have to jack off then, 'cause I've got a headache."

Jack and Jill work together in an office...

Things are getting very slow and the manager realizes he has to let one of them go but he can't decide. The manager approaches Jill and says "I have to lay you or Jack off".

"Jack off!" snaps Jill "I have a headache".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said You know you wanna . Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Use contraceptives kids.

My Aunt Jill was an English teacher who taught me so many important lessons like....

Always use very precise language or you could be misunderstood.

I remember it vividly because we were at their farm and I was helping my uncle Jack off a horse as she was telling me that.


Another Jack and Jill joke

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill "Do ya wanna?"
Jill said "Yes" Took off her dress and they had a little fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

No one digs a well at the top of a hill.

What the hell were Jack and Jill really doing up there?

Jack and Jill went up a hill

Jack and Jill went up a hill;
 

to have a bit of fun.
 

But stupid Jill forgot the pill;
 

and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill;

each one had a quarter

When they came down

Jill had both,

You think they went for water?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...

...but what a joke, the condom broke, and now they have a daughter.

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Jack and Jill...

Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off.

The miller cried, "I can't decide whether to lay Jill or Jack off."

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter....

Jill came down with two fifty.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...

...Jill came down with half a crown but not for fetching water.

The appointment.

Jack wakes up one morning next to Jill. He's feeling amorous and starts caressing her and tugging at her pyjama bottoms. She groans and says, "oh... not now, honey. You know I have a gynecologist appointment this morning...." Jack rolls over resignedly. After a few minutes he turns back toward her and says, "umm... you don't have a dentist appointment, do you?"

Classic nursery rhyme

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter.

Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water...

...however if you sponsor Jack and Jill for just $2 a month, we can build a well with clean water right in their village.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water,
Who knows what they did up there,
They came down with a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana.


Jack and Jill slipped down the hill and asked Jill if she wanna.
She said "Yes" and dropped her dress and had a little fun.
Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a son.


Jack came home in great excitement and said to his wife:

"Jill, love, you will never believe it, dear, but I have discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking".

"Really," she said, interested at once. "What is it?"

"Back to back," Jack replies

"But that is crazy. We cannot do anything back to back."

"Yes we can," he says. "I have persuaded another couple to help out!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill....

And Jill came back with an IPhone 7

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana

Jack got high
Unzipped his fly
And they had a little fun

Jill forgot to take the pill
And now they have a son

How do all Jack and Jill satires end up?

Downhill.

My Favorite Nursery Rhyme.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
both with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with 2.50,
and they didn't go up for water.

Jack & Jill Went In To Town.....

To buy some chips and sweeties.

Now Jack can't keep his heart rate down
and Jill has Diabetes

"Jill look out the window..."

"...there's a horse in our yard."

"No Jack, it's not a horse, it's a cow!"

"I said look out the window, not in the mirror!"

Teacher: "Jill, where is the America on the map?"
Jill: "Right there, ma'am.

"
Teacher: "Correct. Now, Jack, tell me who found America."
Jack: "Jill."

How come guys jack off and girls jill off?

Because you're Jack'n Jill

I often wonder why we plug our earbuds into a "headphone jack"...

...when it should have been called a "headphone jill".

What do you call an auxiliary jack with female connectors?

an auxiliary jill

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