ivory Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ivory puns

My wife walked in on me last night and shouted, "What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?"

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"


An elephant walks into a piano bar just as the pianist is playing a particularly sad song.

He sits down by the pianist
and weeps.

The pianist says "I'm sorry, has
this song upset you?"

The elephants answers, "No, but I
recognise that ivory, you prick".


I think elephants are overprotected

But I suppose it's easy for me to say that from my ivory tower.


What did the anxious elephant say when it saw poachers?



Did you hear about the guy that used ivory butt plugs?

He suffered from elephant-tight-ass.


I think elephants are over protected

But that's easy to say from my ivory tower


An elephant hunter was impaled by the tusk of the elephant he was trying to kill

Oh the Ivory.


People at the White Elephant gift exchange

are weirdly mad at the ivory tusks I brought.



When it comes to the possible extinction of elephants...


I'll see myself out.


what's black and white and altogether catchy?

Ebony and ivory.


What are the most funny Ivory jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ivory? Well, here are the best Ivory dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ivory pick up lines to share with friends.


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