The Best 7 Ivory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ivory jokes. There are some ivory elephant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ivory mahogany puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ivory Jokes and Puns

If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest...

...Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?

I think elephants are overprotected

But I suppose it's easy for me to say that from my ivory tower.

What did the anxious elephant say when it saw poachers?


An elephant hunter was impaled by the tusk of the elephant he was trying to kill

Oh the Ivory.

People at the White Elephant gift exchange

are weirdly mad at the ivory tusks I brought.


When it comes to the possible extinction of elephants...


I'll see myself out.

what's black and white and altogether catchy?

Ebony and ivory.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ivory white jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ivory giraffe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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