The Best 18 Ivanka Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Ivanka Jokes and Puns

The trump family is flying from New York to DC

Donald looks down on the cities below and says "I think I'll throw a 1000$ bill out of the window and make some american happy. Melanie says "Oh honey why not throw 10 100$ bills and make 10 americans happy?"
So then Ivanka says "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out of the window and make 100 americans happy?" To that the pilot says " Why dont you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"

Donald Trump gets executed

and is hanged by the neck until dead.
At Trump Tower, his family watches CNN, which is covering his death live, all of them mournful and teary before Donald himself walks in triumphantly.

"But Donald, CNN says you were killed!" Ivanka cried.

"Nope!" Donnie beamed, holding up the rope that was used to hang him, "fake noose."

The only thing that Trump and I can agree on... that I would also date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter.

Ivanka joke, The only thing that Trump and I can agree on...

I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her.

After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too.

Ivanka Trump is walking a dog outside the White House...

A Secret Service agent sees her and says "Good Morning, Ma'am."

"Good morning." She replies.

"That's a very cute dog, ma'am." the agent says trying to make polite small talk.

"Oh, thank you. I got it for the President." She replies with a smile.

"Excellent trade, Ma'am."

If Biden unfucks any more of Trump's mistakes any faster...

There'll be no Ivanka and Jr. by Sunday.

The Trump Family is flying from New York to DC

Donald-"I think I'll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy"
Melania- "Why don't you throw ten $100 bills and make ten Americans happy?
Ivanka- "It will be even better if you throw one hundred $10 dollar bills and make one hundred people happy?
The pilot hears the conversation and exclaims "Why don't y'all jump out the window and make the entire country happy?"

Ivanka joke, The Trump Family is flying from New York to DC

I bet Ivanka Trump actually turned down a position in President Trump's cabinet

I mean how many women would feel comfortable working for a man who said they would screw their daughter.

Two Soviet commandos were crawling through a minefield.

Ivanka was leading Vladimir through a belly-crawl in a minefield.

Vladimir spoke, "Ivanka, your mother must have been a ballerina."


"Because of your beautiful legs."

Ivanka replied, "And your father must have been a farmer."


"Because of the deep furrow you're leaving."

Why did Donald Trump want to appoint Ivanka the Secretary of State?

Because in his line of work, you always get to bang the secretary.

Ivanka recently got a nose job.

When she asked her fathers opinion he said Fake Nose!

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At least Rosie and Donald can agree on this

They'd both do Ivanka.

Supreme Court

Year 2022; Republicans Vote Child-Rapist into SCOTUS 51-49

Year 2027; Republicans Vote Murderer into SCOTUS 50-50 + Veep

Year 2035; Republicans Vote Ivanka Trump into SCOTUS 62-38

As liberal as I am, Donald Trump and I do have one thing in common.

If Ivanka weren't his daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.

If Donald Trump is shot

The Secret Service has orders to shoot his entire cabinet.

And Ivanka, just to make sure.


Am i on a list now?

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Why did Donald Trump ask about the difference between HIV and HPV?

He wanted to know which one he gave to Ivanka.

What do Ivanka Trump and JFK airport have in common?

Donald wouldn't be happy if a muslim entered either of them.

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