Its Hotter Than Jokes

Why do Macs run hotter than PCs?

Because they don't have Windows.

Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."

Ex's meet after a month of divorce

ExHusband: Hey can i still think of you when i have sex with my girlfriend?

ExWife: Why? Is it because im hotter than her?

ExHusband: Nope, i just wanna last longer.

Son: "Dad, I fell in love and want to date this girl"

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."

This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He isn't your father!"

My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction

Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer.

If you're hotter than me...

Then I guess that makes me cooler than you.

What gets colder as it gets hotter?

Women.

Why did god make homosexuality a sin?

Because His boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."

This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He isn't your father!"

God, this summer has been...

hotter than a spoon at Demi Lovato's house.

Why are people always hotter when they're standing up?

Sitting down they're only 90 degrees, standing up they're 180.

Three restaurant owners were arguing about their food

The first one said, "My spicy sauce is super hot! I put a bottle of pepper spray in every batch, and after just one spoon, people can't take anymore and shout for water."

The second one replied, "My spicy sauce is even hotter! I put three bottles of pepper spray in every batch, and the smell alone is enough to burn your face!"

The third one grinned. "That's nothing. My spicy sauce is so hot, that we pour it into aerosol cans and sell it as pepper spray!"

I told my gf she'd look hotter with her hair back.

Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

I don't know why she's so upset, I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

She has her whole life to get her hair back, I only have 153 days until Valentine's Day.

(Combined 2 jokes I heard plus added the last part).

I'm really paranoid that I'll see a naked picture of my sister on the Internet and not know it.

It would be way hotter if I knew that it was her.

Girls are like resistors...

The more resistance they have, the hotter they are.

Shout out to Mother Earth!

She's 4.6 billion years old and still getting hotter.

Poor Dragons!. Have you even wondered how they drink tea?

The more they blow, the more hotter each sip gets.

They're predicting record highs for Wednesday.

In other news the weather will be hotter than usual.

There's no romance like necromance

But pyromance is hotter

You know what would probably be hotter in the 20s than in the 30s?

A hotdog.

A kettle is like sex.

It gets louder the hotter it is.

A couple of muffins are baking in an oven

One turns and asks, "Is it getting hotter in here or is it just me?"

The other turns back and says "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

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